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mulletpelini

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  1. relative is in Phoenix
  2. It's an epipandemic!
  3. There was a tremendous build-up of gook all over the window.
  4. Fuck Dennis Taylor!
  5. Looks like she was working on a DUMP machine to me.
  6. Don't worry Pete, I would have fingered you then, and I'd finger you now.
  7. Sent from a relative in Phoenix
  8. Sure if you say so. You might tell me dick tastes like chocolate too, but I ain't trying it.
  9. Now this is what I'm talking about. Offense deep in their own territory. Throw a bomb right? If you score great, if it gets picked, who cares.....UNLESS the other coach put in the kick6 team from Auburn and returns that fucker for a score. I tried ta told ya it changes everything!!!! And are you really gonna just lay the ball down? Really? REALLY? Ok, maybe you do.
  10. That's actually one I hadn't thought of, and what if the score is the last play of the game. hmmm, back to smoking pot again.
  11. So many of us wander around in life, not sure what to be. This guy had it figured out all along.
  12. People always complained about the NFL coin flip rule, that it wasn't fair who got the ball first. Now it's automatic. Do you hand the ball to the other team? Forced to score? Have to use your timeouts on offense? Changes the entire fucking dynamic of the last 2 mins....No more squatting on the ball, playing for overtime.
  13. I mean seriously, why would they not be named assteroids.
  14. MC Girls Girls Girls tour. Was at the front for opening act, no issues. When the Crue started, massive push to the front. My feet were off the ground and I got rotated 180 degrees with zero absolute control of what was happening. Face to face with some fat nasty chick, we got to see the horror and panic in each others face until we finally got spit out the side. Most scared I've ever been in my life and not even close.
  15. Did he ever play in any Patriot games?
  16. Awwwww memories.....feels like just a couple months ago.
  17. Paul Rhoads daughter^
  18. But wait, there's more. The pre Alex Jones show the other morning, hosted by Harrison Smith? actually was touting her as an up and comer to watch out for. Showed her fucking multiple red dress photos and fake disaster scientist/first responder bullshit......I thought I was in the twighlight zone
  19. Every fucking week at least once. Last one was the word "seven".
  20. this guy says intensive purposes, garnteed.
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