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mulletpelini

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  1. Bababooey don't get the big piece of chicken because he's a cuck. All different colors of peppers, onions, lettuce, etc. all taste fairly similar, all pretty good. Black and green olives, could there be any bigger disparity between two like vegetables? Black olives are fantastic, greens are horrid.
  2. if you aren't eating leftovers you're the first ones that the zombies will pick off you entitled piece of shit
  3. Having had 4 longer term relationships with boobed people, I can absolutely visualize this from past experience.
  4. Well I crashed and burned that bitch right into the ground. Seriously, I probably have lost 55 of the last 60 games I've played. Not a single one of them a bad loss either, probably 98% went to playoff. I'm officially broke sitting at 48 coins. To make matters worse, for some reason when I try to watch a 30 second video to get free coins, the game resets itself. I have to wait another hour to open up a chest to give me enough coins to play TOUR 1. BWAHAHAHA, is this real life? A little over a week ago I was over 600k. This fucking game. I thought, well, if I'm playing the lower tours for lack of coin, at least I've got highly upgraded clubs....... NOPE, everyone else does too because we're all a bunch of degenerate Artie Lange losers stuck in the low tours because we gambled all our coins away. Sad part is, I have over 400 gems so within a few days I could swap that for 90k of coins in tour 6......if I had 30k to play a game there! When I was younger I used to spend this kind of brain power chasing pussy.....hell even I'd get lucky and get a hole in one ever now and again.....not now! /whitepeopleproblemsrantoff
  5. ^^^ Oh, they got uglier. I'm guessing you'd call that a "space-age" look? The late 60's early 70's models of just about anything were some of the best looking vehicles....ever. Hard to keep that going I would assume, and dogging the shit out of those engines didn't help. It was a very depressing time in the auto industry and in the US period.
  6. I think we found the husband from HoffaJimmys friends party. This week, on what would YOU do? Our contestant, Mrs. Mulletpole (who's normally very intelligent and logical, blah blah blah) decides one of 3 possible options..... A door to door salesman comes to your door (without a mask, in a pandemic, in which you find yourself 6 mos. pregnant), presses the button on your Ring Doorbell.................. what do you do? Do you, a) Use your Ring to see who it is and talk to them using the technology that's been used in your home for the past 2 years? b) Use your Ring to see who it is and just ignore them til they go away? c) Open the door and talk to them until you realize you don't want to talk to them anymore and have to make up a phony excuse as to why you can't talk to them anymore.
  7. THIS. Fuck the cheaters, not your easy win. Logic. More logic. Wow, you're just dumb. I suppose Texas is though right? Fuck you, he had 134 caches in 3 years at Michigan, he knows damn well what they is Ah, kstate hate, there you are. Yep 98-04 sealed Franks fate (fired in '03 btw, nice revisionist history there) You won those 5 games then.........lost 6 in a row. Now shut the fuck up. Guess I'm getting old, back at TOS, I learned that all the pussy whiny bitchassedness was all on the Nebraska side....that Texas and her fans were above all that. Outside of the ones I highlighted above, all the pussy whiny bitchassedness is exactly where I was told it wasn't. I've always hated the B1G move, since day one. I Surly hope this gets Nebraska back where they should have always been.
  8. I wish we knew a disaster scientist to help us in our time of need
  9. Fuck I almost hate this game as much as real golf. ALMOST. I had a wild streak, couldn't lose, probably won 22-25 games. Got my bank roll up over 600k, upgraded some of the more expensive clubs. I was around 1100? I think? Then reality hit. Now I've probably lost 22-25 games....can't buy a fucking win. I'm down to just over 200k/low 800's (did move up to expert in the process so not a total loss) Clan was in prime spot to upgrade, sitting at #3 spot, then prez decides to piss off a guy with 10 accounts so he took them all and his points and went home and now we're 5 spots out of contention. I swear that guy has the worst possible timing of pissing people off. If we don't ascend this trip, I'm out, I'll join you guys if you'll have me HH. I'm good for 3-500 points a month, probably more if I can ever get better! At least my clubs got upgraded......just need a better fucking player using them! /rant over
  10. Had 3 sales after a month off, maybe its a buying surge!
  11. the soundtrack for those always makes it more ominous. Birds chirping, dogs barking, Gma crying hysterically.
  12. I don't think thermodynamics have anything to do with it because she'll forget she put it in there until she discovers the mess from it exploding.
  13. whoa whoa whoa, if that would happen, Nebraska would have as many B12 championships as Texas
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