Everything posted by mulletpelini
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Baker Mayfield is a piece of shit catchall thread
- Worst place you've ever taken a shit
Not me but a guy I worked with about 20 years ago. I had a private bathroom in my office, he did not like to use public so I always let him use mine. One day, I finally asked him why. I never questioned it again. He was at a bar in Lawrence (don't remember the name) but it had a toilet and a urinal right next to each other, with no divider. He goes in, there's a guy pissing at the urinal. He wanted to wait, but can't, so he just sits down on the toilet and starts shitting. He says he's literally about 3 inches away from the guy, with the dudes dick right there next to him, and the guy ain't trying to move away one bit. The guy is chuckling because of this. Eventually he leaves but our hero is still shitting and cannot reach the lock to lock the door. After a bit the guy that was pissing next to him a minute earlier opens the door and has his friend and their two girlfriends there, all laughing because they can see him shitting.- Celebrity Death Pool - 2022
You were 11 when you did that right- Tell me about Nebraska
We're here to poke fun at Nebraska football, let's keep on topic mmmkay- Marshall, TX seems like a second world country.....
ah Shreveport.- Most overrated team in CFB history, non-aggy division
2016 Nebraska made it to 7-0 through October, ranked #7 then dropped the next 4 outta 6 by an average score of 102-3 Sadly, that was the last decent team they had.- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Shit, I had the story underneath, I must have deleted it before posting it somehow. Crazy gypsy MIL was washing dishes and apparently somehow got the phone charger wet? (It's the only thing I can figure out that happened here) and then it shorted and melted its way into the baby formula holder, fuck if I know how that happened, but a woman was involved. It works great until she closes the car door, catching the ball inside the car, and driving away. Multiple times.- Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
- Post a pic that makes you lol
Amanda sounds fat.- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
My ex did some great work on the drywall once by pushing the lawnmower into the wall with her fucking SUV that apparently couldn't stop fast enough in the gotdamn garage. Left a perfect outline of the mower though, I've got a picture somewhere.- Black Monday NFL 2022 thread
Dolphins like to fuck shit up. They'll take Culpepper instead of Leftwich.- You wanna throw up here, or you wanna throw up in the car?
ohhh, I really don't know.... how to spell Espresso or Cappuccino- Off Grid Alaska
I could do Colorado cold, but that's way too fucking cold. I could do all/have done all the off grid except for the skinning. Pretty sure I couldn't do that. Cool thread mang. I too have experienced this while dealing with food poisoning in St. Louis while sitting on the toilet. Only time in my life I really thought to myself, "I'm gonna die tonight". It was in a heated bathroom. Exactly the same though.- Casey Thompson
That's like one week in Freezeburary, the rest of the year is like San Diego- Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!
she definitely is a self saboteur, I'm shocked she hasn't driven off a cliff yet. Someone got a hold of her no doubt.- Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
probably a fiddle where he's from.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Spotify don't need him around anyhow- Officer pulls another off a suspect... gets choked and shoved against car
Oh you mean Noakleys- Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!
this is a terrible representation because I'd fuck that- Fuk Aaron Rodgers.......
yeah I'll go ahead and live in reality and you can check data and stats.- Fuk Aaron Rodgers.......
Right, except the polio vaccine worked, this bullshit doesn't. 4 dead family members, all were fully vaxxed.- Post a pic that makes you lol
ah, back when the happy meal toys were legit- Fuk Aaron Rodgers.......
So, to the Redskins then huh?- Fuk Aaron Rodgers.......
How many polio vaccines have you taken? 5? 6? Terrible comparison. One is a vaccine, one is at best, an experimental treatment. You're smarter than this, do better. - Worst place you've ever taken a shit
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