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mulletpelini

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  1. I sure hope they don't get ahold of the Herman crying or sledghammer gifs
  2. Damn, how much did you spend on soil?
  3. Does she tell you everytime she buys a pair of $80 shoes? Alright then.
  4. Seems like he might be most addicted to struggle
  5. 1:23 not too shabby
  6. I agree, they looked like super heroes back then. Much like music, we've seen the best we're going to in this lifetime I'm afraid.
  7. Cousin got in a fight with an ex of the woman he was having relations with and ex put him in a choke hold, he passed out and never regained consciousness. Charge was dropped from 2nd degree felony manslaughter to negligent homicide, guy did 4 months. Shitty deal for everyone involved.
  8. My ex-wife screamed for about 45 minutes while she was getting scanned. I took a nap during mine. Most women don't like it.
  9. see post #23
  10. just be careful with the venting...
  11. Those mugs are almost jugs
  12. This would be a uuuge win for Nebraska. And by win I mean an actual win since they're on the schedule.
  13. One question you may or may not want to ask once she tells you she's been on the treadmill for over an hour. "Was it on?"
  14. https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/gnjtx7/are_you_sure/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x Good thing he was only dumb enough to try it and not stick around with his back turned to an attacking gator.
  15. Not sure but 60% of the time it works everytime.
  16. true story I once did a beer luge using an exes axe wound. She was tickled pink until I upped the ante to vodka.
  17. answer every call, press 4
  18. Forgot about Phyllis Davis, she was pretty hot.
  19. It's an old wives tale because women are the only ones bitching about it. Flip flops in the attic? That's not the real question. Real question is who the fuck still uses cat5
  20. mulletpelini

    NM

    Chicks are way easier in old mexico
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