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1 minute ago, sachick said:
Wtf is happening. I left the house to drop a kid off and it was 3-14. It’s now 17-14. WTF?!
Welcome to the shit show
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Was that so hard?
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We’re Back!!
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It’s is kinda like when the detective investigating your wife’s murder finds out you had a secret burner phone that you used to text your mistress, and a couple of mobsters, but the detective of course is not interested in looking at the texts you sent on that burner phone cause having a burner phone or texting shady people is not illegal, so who gives a shit.
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I would need to see her tits to know for sure.
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2 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:
I'm slumming it, only going with a low end suite for the summit.
I am reserving 300 rooms, then will cancel 3 days before
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Lawyer 1: I am requesting a transcript of all your client’s text messages of the night in question
Lawyer 2: how about we give you a summary, as best as my client can remember? Its exactly the same shit bro!
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I can think of a few ways i could show Erin that I have the stamina to be president
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Can we take a break and floss Tom’s bottom teeth
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The GOP?
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7 hours ago, Burt said:
I'd hazard a guess that most here haven't. including me. And having an ambulance in formation to just go play a round of golf seems like overkill....even for a president.
Thats not all. Whenever the president visits a city, an entire trauma bay at a local level 1 trauma center is prepared and reserved just in case. No other patients are allowed to use it no matter how busy the hospital is or how much it is needed for another patient. It sits empty until the president leaves town.
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Would you trade Hermann for Riley today if you could? If you would, then you think Hermann is a 2nd place coach.
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On 8/5/2019 at 3:48 PM, Bama Chick said:
First McConnell, now Rand.
What’s going on Kentucky?
I'm not buying it. He needs a partial lung resection for a trauma 2 years ago? Infection or fistula? maybe. Here's hoping he has the big C.
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1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:
Ahhh, finally getting around to some policy.
You know what. Let's do this. Enacting Trump's privatization of Medicare and letting a bunch of old stupid trumpkins sign their own death warrants may be the only way forward at this point. After the cleansing, maybe we can get a population that will vote in representative that want to deal with the real world.
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1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:
I await with baited breath the Post it note from all the Former Students to Rick Perry. That's a lot of X's, though, so maybe a sheet of notebook paper.
Hey Rick,
What in tarnashins do ya think your doin? Boy, if ya'll gonna fuck the sheep, ya'll gonna need to get the sheep ready first. Caress them utters, pump that tail stump, tickle that prostate gland. You stick your dick in a un-stimulated sheep, you gonna get whacked in the jingle berries! Didn't you learn nothin in Fish Camp?
And remember, don't lie, cheat, or tolerate anyone who does. Now go out there and support Trump!
Whoop,
Your A&M classmates
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1 hour ago, brown water said:
This is minor but the one way tickets thing really bothers me. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll happily accept their bumbling idiocy when it contributes to bringing this administration to a close.
That said, why one way tickets? Why not spring the few extra thousand for round trip. Even if you plan to throw away the return. At least then you can somewhat plausibly claim you weren’t running if you get caught. Seems like a cheap hedge especially for people throwing around hundreds of thousands in campaign contributions and purportedly wealthy.
It will be somewhat poetic when the hallmarks of this administration, lack of attention to detail, petty greed and the inability to think outside the immediate moment, are it’s downfall.
I've never understood this either. Even the 911 terrorists all did this. Homeland Security has said they scrutinize one way fares closely. A round trip ticket is often the same price or minimally more and doesn't put you on everyone's radar. It's truly stupid, which I guess is why it makes total sense.
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Wait..the sleezy firm is called FRAUD GUARANTEE?? Was this simulation written by a 6 yr old?
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Trump: I hereby pardon anyone ever associated with my campaign/administration or any republican who has been nice to me, of any past or future wrongdoings.
Now what?
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34 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:
I can help Sarah with this issue, even after Trump is impeached.
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12 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:
As an aside, I wonder if Alito still believes Citizens United did not open the door to foreign money in our elections.
Alito and the other supremes are not stupid. They are fully aware of what they did. They just truly don't give a shit.
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On 8/26/2019 at 8:03 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:
Thoughts and prayers Devin.
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And remember son, the lord loves a working man..... Also, don’t ever trust whitey.
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
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Nothing says family values like ripping children from their parents, housing them in cages, then putting then up for “adoption” for profit.