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On 9/2/2018 at 9:33 AM, Hugo Stiglitz said:
The billboard is a fine idea, but can you imagine if some anonymous PAC started robo calling rural texans with greatest hits audio clips of Trump putting down Lying Ted Cruz and various quotes from the debates. I honestly think a lot of Trumpin heads would explode in confusion.
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38 minutes ago, Chrispy said:
I was born in the mid-eighties, sounds like that was this guy’s heyday.
For you youngies.. Gary Hart was a dem presidential front runner that got busted with a side piece. The 80’s were a time when such a thing was considered a “scandal” and having a known side piece actually invoked enough outrage from the electorate that such a thing could cause you to not be a viable candidate for the presidency.
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7 hours ago, Ag with kids said:
BLM couldn't give 2 shits about the orders of magnitude more of blacks being killed by blacks.
Why not?
People are upset at pediophilic priests when orders of magnitude more kids are hurt by other kids. Why?
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On 8/4/2018 at 10:03 PM, Waterface said:
It's like a stove. Gotta respect a good stove analogy.
I showed the clip to my wife who has no idea who he is. Her response: “ So why were his coaches cooking on his stove?”
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4 hours ago, South Austin said:
I'm too depressed to masturbate.
User name checks out
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1 minute ago, bschoolprof said:
Losing doesn't make you a loser? What does it make you?
It may be hard to understand, but its just like how after getting beat by Maryland twice, you can’t let Maryland beat you twice.
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5 minutes ago, naija said:
PJ Locke: "We’ve got to move on. We can’t let Maryland beat us twice.”
Its like rain...on your wedding day.
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Yes...pussy. A pussy is tough, takes the length demands more. A pussy takes any punishment you can throw at it and is unscathed. A pussy is ready to do its job any time anywhere. Texas Football is no pussy..
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18 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:
My kids are in seventh grade. They were born 3 weeks after Vince Young walked into the end zone on 4th down.
To them it’s really weird that I drive to Austin six times, waste half a day of fair time, and spend a shit ton of money each year on a team that goes just above or just below .500.
It’s all they have ever seen.
Yup. My newborn son was with me as I jumped up and down and hugged total strangers when Vince crossed that goal line. Every year since every birthday and Christmas he asks for Texas gear and apparel. He started eighth grade this year and all he wanted was a new Texas backpack. Earlier today, just after the game he tells me he is embarrassed to go to school on Tues with that new backpack, and I had nothing to say. Almost a high schooler and he has no memory of a successful Texas team. Sadness doesn’t even begin to describe how I feel.
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Wait.... is this the football or volleyball thread?
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So I guess drawing up game plans in a strip club is not as effective as it might seem by first blush.
Can we go ahead and hire Leach now?
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2 hours ago, David Dennison said:
Texas has a population of 27 million people and its flagship university hasn't been able to field a quality starting quarterback in nearly a decade.
How is that possible?
Apparently shitty QB to quality QB ratio is 27,000,001:1
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Yes there is room for optimism! Did you see how happy that Maryland team was at the end of the game? We bring so much happiness to other teams and their fans. We are literally the Santa Claus of college football.
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11 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:
Not only did he use that phrase, he started off by saying that he was articulate. I mean, come on, The dude’s a blatant racist and he wasn’t trying to hide it.
GOP candidate 2020: “You can’t vote for my opponent. He is a watermelon loving, fried chicken eating, basketball dribbling, ebonics speaking tar baby nig**r.”
Reporter: “Sir, that sounds a bit racist”
GOP candidate: “ I am deeply offended that you are being so PC and accusing me of being racist!”
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Roos also said of Pence: "He said that God told him he would be president."
God: MIKE, YOU WILL BE PRESIDENT (of a frat, will rat out your brothers, and be a closeted gahy your whole life)
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2 hours ago, Lagunamadre said:
Why do I have a feeling that this is going to go from the "Mexican American Trade Agreement", to next week after Canada joins it will be called the "Canadian Mexican Trump Free Trade Agreement", then a couple weeks later it will be shortened to the "North American Free Trade Agreement", or for short, NAFTA. The details will be nearly identical to the former agreement, ironically also named NAFTA.
Trump will beat his chest that he has made a great accomplishment.
It will be called NNAFTA for not-NAFTA
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8 hours ago, Honeysucklerose said:
What is face on them??
Face is $95. I will sell them for $85 each if someone wants the lot.
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9 hours ago, JohnnyRage said:
Flight included?
They are mobile and stored on the ticketmaster web site. I can do an instant transfer electronically.
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2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:
I'd still quibble that most of those outlets are more than "right-leaning." I'm right-leaning and I want nothing to do with any of them. I get my news from NPR. I also kind of use this place to pre-screen more in-depth things.
You may think you are “right-leaning” but unfortunately if you aren’t a full blown trumpkin, you are officially a libtard.
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1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:
President Trump was fingered by his personal attorney in a federal court today for felony campaign finance violations.
WTF!
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21 hours ago, Celery Man said:
pussy in boots
Look at all the olds trying to figure out which button activates the camera on their Treo 650’s
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On 8/9/2018 at 1:03 PM, Longhornfan1024 said:
He should have just blamed it on the dog.
No shit..... thats what I would of done!
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On 8/19/2018 at 10:11 PM, Michael Knight said:
Is this irony?
Its like rain on your wedding day.
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3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:
My next girlfriend is gonna be a trumpkin cause she is gonna be soooo easy to talk in to anal.
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Cruz vs Beto
in Cloak Room
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3 to 1 odds that NR Crozier Tech could beat the shit out of our football team