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  1. Horn Dog
    Well that would have saved us all a lot of grief.
  2. Horn Dog
    There are rules you know...
  3. Horn Dog
    “Why does Beyonce doing a country song upset you?” MAGA- “its just not right she’s not a traditional country singer…she’s….ah…well….shes’s…..she’s just different!“ ”Different how?” MAGA- “come on! You know how!”
  4. Horn Dog
    This is where I am at. Make this a 9 month trial. Every fucking day. Give MTG a full month to present. No restrictions. She can talk about anything she wants. Bring in Boobert and let her propose a constitutional amendment to outlaw abortion. Let Coach Tubby do a presentation how Putin is our standard. Let their freak flag fly!
  5. Horn Dog
    You need to sit your daughter and her friends down and explain to them that a good president isn’t like going to a Taylor Swift concert where you get all excited and amped up and ready to scream your head off for 4yrs. Its more like getting a good airplane pilot. They announce their presence at the beginning of the flight, let you know the intended designation and what its going to take to get there. Then you sit back and relax. If there is a storm in between they steer around it. If there is a instrument error or some unexpected event, they use their training and experience to deal with it, without you even realizing there was an issue. Your trip is not chaotic and “exciting”. It is relatively boring, predictable, and in the end you arrive safely at your destination ready to implement your personal plans. That is basically what Biden has done. The need for excitement and entertainment from our politicians is gonna kill us all.
  6. Horn Dog
    where else you gonna masturbate?? Don't be a weirdo.
  7. Horn Dog
    Well, only if you do it with a dick in your mouth
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  9. Horn Dog
    Well you see, corporations are people, and thus have unlimited 1A rights to donate and openly support the political representatives of their choice. Actual people, like TS, (who embodies the supposed republican values of being “self made” and creating wealth based on merit and ability) do not have this right and should be threatened and criticized if they express political opinions.
  10. Horn Dog
    If Trump wins and starts rounding up and imprisoning journalists I will pull out the world’s smallest violin for these fucktards
  11. Horn Dog
    Infuriating. I just canceled my NYT subscription and told them to fuck off with their Fox News 2.0 impersonation
  12. Horn Dog
    Yup. “Socialized medicine” has always been here, just the stupidist and most expensive kind imaginable. When I was a medical resident at a county hospital I had a patient who would show up every evening complaining of “10/10 chest radiadiating down my arm”. You can’t dismiss it so you do the 10k work up each time but after he gets a snack he gets up and leaves AMA. Rinse and repeat. I finally asked him why he does this every night and he says because he is hungry and its how he gets something to eat. I finally got him to agree to stop till my month rotation was over in exchange for $50 and a sack of sandwiches I stole from the cafeteria. I did it cause I was sick of being woken up every midnight to do a fake chest pain workup, but probably saved the county tax payers 100k that month.
  13. Horn Dog
    Have any of you concern trolls ever been deposed by opposing counsel? I have, its not a causal conversation, its nerve wracking and you are on pure defense to make sure anything you say won’t be used against you. It fucks with your recall and makes you second guess everything you are thinking much more than you expect. Charlie Strong was so flustered during his deposition that he couldn’t remember his own zip code or his own player’s name. Charlie may be a dumb ass but no one accused him of dementia. Add to that the fact that this deposition occured on same day Biden was briefed on the Hamas attack on top of the normal presidential pressures and who knows what his mental state was that day. Obviously Biden is not 50yr old Biden but a few “I don’t recall” responses during a hostile deposition does prove dementia for fucks sake.
  14. Horn Dog
    Did that women being interviewed eat Stefanik or something? If she really wants Trump to considered consider her for VP (or even a good pussy grab) she better triple dose Ozempic stat and also dye her hair blond.
  15. Horn Dog
    Someone needs to send him a half/half face of him and Obama and stroke him out.
  16. Horn Dog
    I do not doubt this is true but can someone explain why a DA or prosecutor fucking around on their spouse = tainted case? I got a speeding ticket the other day and I am wondering if I can just hire a detective to show the prosecutor is a cheat and get this case dismissed.
  17. Horn Dog
    That crowd looks just like a Taylor Swift concert!
  18. Horn Dog
    TS should announce a free mini-concert on the mall for Bidens inauguration if he is re-elected. That would be 100 million additional votes right there.
  19. Horn Dog
    Father with daughters are how you end up a middle aged male TS fan. Her music was annoying to me at first, but having spent the last 10yrs and thousands of miles driving my daughters around to various club sports tournaments, her songs were always playing since the copilot controls the radio. When I started to ask my daughters why they connected to her various songs I started to appreciate how she is helping these kids cope with their shit at various stages in their lives. Now her songs are a soundtrack to many fond memories of being a dad. I hope she kicks the shit out of these dickheads trying to fuck with her. #teamswift
  20. Horn Dog
    How old was TS in that video? Like 26? She is now in her mid 30's, has since released like a 100 #1 albums in a row, raked in a billion dollars or so, and become as popular as the Beatles. She is 400X more confident now and is not gonna meekly stand around like when she was 18 and Kanye upstaged her. This is her reaction during the Golden Globes when the host told a very very soft joke about her. Magats wanna start shit then they need to prepare their collective anuses.
  21. Horn Dog
    Phone lines?? Yes, Magats ….ya’ll just clog up all those Ticketmaster phone lines! That will show them who’s boss!
  22. Horn Dog
    TS is a smart businesswomen and her team does not fuck around with protecting her brand. If the FOX "News" anchors continue to claim as fact that she is a "Pentagon psych-ops agent" or colluding with the NFL to defraud the public, I could see grounds for a strong defamation case.
  23. Horn Dog
    I would love to see TS fire up her legal team and start suing the fuck out of these idiots.
  24. Horn Dog
    Thats how you get the girl
  25. Horn Dog
    Go on.....

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