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Horn Dog

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  1. Also the 26th amendment to the Constitution: Since conception is now the beginning of human life, and the constitution must be interpreted AS WRITTEN, my 100 adopted fertilitized embryos should be able to vote 18yrs after conception. Since the Americans with Disabilities Act allows them assistance with voting (since they are missing brains and limbs), as their legal guardian, I guess I can vote over 100 times this upcoming election?? Whoops.
  2. Excellent questions. I also want to know: 1. Can I “adopt” 100 fertilized abandoned eggs and claim them as dependants on my taxes? The 2k per kid Child Tax Credit may make early retirement much more feasible. 2. Can I open up 529 tax free investment accounts for my “children” and list myself as beneficiary upon their demise? I could basically invest over a million tax free using my “children” this way. 3. Can I clam these 100 extra dependants on my “born” children’s FAFSA forms and get them some financial aid for college even if I am a surly 1%er? So many possibilities to grift this new reality….
  3. “Next on Fox. Joe Biden CLAIMS he and Jill are having “good sex”, but they have not had a baby in decades! Are they having serial abortions or are they having recreational sex against God’s will?? Our panel of Ted Nugget and Vanilla Ice will discuss after this special word from Time Share International.”
  4. That is the primary mechanism. However there are multiple effects of the combination birth control, ONE of which involves blocking implantation of the fertilized egg. https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/contraception/combined-contraceptive-pill/
  5. Since ONE of the ways birth control pills and IUDs work is to prevent a fertialized egg from properly implanting how long before we start arresting Alabama women, doctors, and pharmacists and charging them for numerous manslaughter charges?
  6. I mean the entire field of medicine is about messing with Gods will
  7. I wonder if all these dumb asses donating to Trump realize that their $500 life savings donation is just going to libtard plaintiffs.
  8. Imagine being someone who spent the majority of their adult live serving in our nation’s military but thinking that a man who not only used bone spurs at 18yr old (beyond rare) to dodge military service, but has also repeatedly voiced disgust for those that serve in the military most represents their interests. Absolute brain worms.
  9. I have to disagree. Let ALL of it, especially the RNC donations go to Trumps attorneys and leave absolutely none for any other GQP candidate. This is the way.
  10. Excellent point. Have the courts ever explored the question of the “fingers crossed” or “double dog dare” defense? I always thought these were childhood concepts but now I am starting to think these may be legitimate legal strategies.
  11. Are you telling me people who openly express bigoted views are being LABELED and TREATED by society as bigots???
  12. If any of you fuckers want to set up a grift fund to “Support Donald Trump with his War on Woke”, I will legally change my dog’s name to ‘Donald Trump’ and my neighbors dog’s name to ‘Woke’, and do a daily stream of their barking matches for 20% proceeds.
  13. This ruling is just in time for tax season. Gonna go make a sperm donation then claim 200,000,000 dependants.
  14. “Some popcorn buckets just mean more. “
  15. Dozens! Dozens of fans will be heart broken !
  16. Breaking avenue contracts and paying subsequent penalties to own the libs
  17. Mr. Barnes said he doesn’t recall specific dates or names associated with his meetings! Dementia alert??
  18. ya’ll remember this pissed everyone off?
  19. “Why does Beyonce doing a country song upset you?” MAGA- “its just not right she’s not a traditional country singer…she’s….ah…well….shes’s…..she’s just different!“ ”Different how?” MAGA- “come on! You know how!”
  20. This is where I am at. Make this a 9 month trial. Every fucking day. Give MTG a full month to present. No restrictions. She can talk about anything she wants. Bring in Boobert and let her propose a constitutional amendment to outlaw abortion. Let Coach Tubby do a presentation how Putin is our standard. Let their freak flag fly!
  21. You need to sit your daughter and her friends down and explain to them that a good president isn’t like going to a Taylor Swift concert where you get all excited and amped up and ready to scream your head off for 4yrs. Its more like getting a good airplane pilot. They announce their presence at the beginning of the flight, let you know the intended designation and what its going to take to get there. Then you sit back and relax. If there is a storm in between they steer around it. If there is a instrument error or some unexpected event, they use their training and experience to deal with it, without you even realizing there was an issue. Your trip is not chaotic and “exciting”. It is relatively boring, predictable, and in the end you arrive safely at your destination ready to implement your personal plans. That is basically what Biden has done. The need for excitement and entertainment from our politicians is gonna kill us all.
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