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Horn Dog

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  1. I just checked and can confirm that this is not a football forum.
  2. Quick, someone ask him the root cause of the US Civil War! (ducks)
  3. Is “blanket” what kids call a jizz rag these days?
  4. I have a reality show pitch I need to make to Netflix. Survivor Island meets college football. Set in College Station we follow the aggy team through the portal process. As players leave one by one we are left with 1 final player on the team. We call the show “Marooned”
  5. Sure, except that college football is played in the fall/early winter. Once they make college football a late spring/summer sport then sure PNW with B10 travel to the midwest will be much more desirable.
  6. Hey guys, welcome to your visit to Eugene! We will first tour the locker rooms where you will find you standard issue Nike travel pillow and Subarctic parka. You will need these for all away games in Big 10 country! Nearly every other weekend for your fall semester, we will be leaving on Wed, flying 3 time zones away for 5-6 hours and land in some godforsaken frozen tundra (assuming we are not diverted several hours away). There you will play the most boring, no excitement allowed football ever in places like Minnesota, Iowa and Wisconsin in temperatures ranging from negative 30 to negative 10. For home games, all out games will be night games since sunset will be at noon, and your parents will be able to stream them assuming they stay up pass midnight! Go Ducks!
  7. Shit for 5 Mill I will take out his knees Tonya Harding style.
  8. Bama 2010 team has just filed a patent violation lawsuit
  9. Never change Rig12…never change!
  10. ACC- It Just Means Less (or fewer)
  11. How many calls have gone against Florida at this point? I don’t remember any up to this point
  12. If the playoffs teams are Michigan, Florida St, Texas, and Washington the congratulations on us winning the National Championship .
  13. ACC Ref Prime Directive- Must help shitty team #1 get to playoffs
  14. Refs not gonna let Louisville have anything
  15. If Malik’s relatives are not on the phone working on a Louisville NIL deal ….
  16. And we all know Vic has seen some shit in his day.
  17. Any chance we can appeal the ridiculous targeting call so our safety can play the next half? Rig12 should be leas incentivized to fuck us at this point
  18. Football gods avenging BS targeting call
  19. Now do penalties at crucial/score altering calls versus dont make a shit calls
  20. Ha. ollie…cry more
  21. Oliie seems like a bitch
  22. Who do i call for a 3hr erection?
  23. This is what I saw. Receiver was grabbing too. Announcers can sucky balls
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