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    One could argue that throwing money at a cop who pulled you over is Attempted Bribing of a Police Officer? That is a second degree felony, at least in TX
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    Next move for Disney- Triple all political advertising fees on all Disney owned media outlets... but then provide a 2/3 off coupon if your candidate submits a photo of him/her with rainbow mouse ears on holding a BLM sign.
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    Theoretically speaking, how early are we talking??
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    Seems like a 10:1 decoy to real Patriot battery ratio is the way to counter the difficulty in hiding them.
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    And when you have a big dick, they just let you do it!
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    Oh they care. Its absolutely a prerequisite to be a toxic racist for half the country to support you.
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    Jon Stewart
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    One of these things is not like the others. Cornyn be like
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    If I am in a stand your ground state, I am, at minimum, blasting her with a can of mace as soon as she mentions serial killers and someone going to kill me.
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    The going rate is 10k per inch of penetration
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    This is a good point so I rewrote this so maybe "conservatives" will start giving a shit. On May 24, 2022 in Uvalde, TX a 18yr old walked into Robb Elementary School and performed 21 POST BIRTH ABORTIONS! On April 11, 2023 in Houston TX, a man interrupted his date to perform a POST BIRTH ABORTION! On April 18, 2023 in Cleveland, TX 5 POST BIRTH FETUSES WERE ABORTIONED by a neighbor because a post birth fetus could not sleep! On May 6, 2023 in Allen, TX, 8 post birth fetuses were ABORTED while shopping at an outlet mall!
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    The 2023 Russian mail Order Bride Christmas Catalog is going to look like a full set of encyclopedias (those are books to you young'ens)
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    Well fuck, I had no idea Scott Baio was homeless. Thoughts and prayers.
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    Trans-racial is the new frontier.
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    Just in time for hurricane season!
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    Probably not, but the IRS is executive branch and because of separation of powers, SC justices only voluntarily comply with that the whole tax thing. Yours Truly, John Roberts
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    Yea, but think about how nice it would have been to have a beer with them!
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    The dog just tried to hump my leg so this hits close to home.
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    They certainly have done more harm to America than Al Qaeda, Taliban, and Al-Shabaab combined. And if this very scenario actually happened, there would not be a damn thing that would happen to him since the only remedy is impeachment and senate conviction which will never ever ever happen to a republican until America ceases to exist.
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    I am also pretty sure that it would be fairly easy to convince a good number of GQP to support a law to deport low IQ individuals who are a net financial drain on this country, and sit back and watch 2/3 of GQP get deported.

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