Horn Dog

Fuck the refs. They fucking sucked the entire second half and Miami got every ticky tack call and swallowed their whistle for every similar foul for Texas. Same as it ever was. Cartel money > Oil money.

If this is a fucking disaster, I wish we could fuck up the whole situation like this every year.

And with the portal and a Texas level NIL?? Elmer Fudd could recruit top level talent to Texas right now

Yup. The ONLY gun restriction I could see them supporting is a ban on open carry within the Supreme Court. Otherwise… “will not be infringed!!!”

“Three Finger Chocolate Pudding” is a film I would probably watch. (User name checks)

We do but it is nearly impossible to prove (even if blatant and obvious) and even harder to convict, so like pretty much all laws, completely worthless (unless you are brown or poor)

So the GOP convention is being held at WDW this year??

can we get Soros and Gates to sponsor a law banning residential use of carbon monoxide generators just so the Magats insist on using them?

Well they got the diaper part right.

Thats easy. In a small government utopia, we chip them, put them in menstruation concentration camps, and sterilize the ones with undesirable traits.

Easy travel call but of course nothing

Rubio: US should fly more drones over Black Sea, protect them with jets https://thehill.com/policy/defense/3903241-rubio-us-should-fly-more-drones-over-black-sea-protect-them-with-jets/amp/ thoughts?

Trump is too good for this world. The Lord has decided to give him his own planet to rule for eternity. All of his true followers must gather in Waco at once, prepare the coolaid and prepare for immediate transport to Trump’s new planet. This is the way.

God's Daily To-Do-List 1. Neutron star in gamma D7 quadrant about to go super nova and destroy 40 billion souls. Action plan- none. 2. Imminent collision of 2 supermassive black holes in UR74-d8 galaxy will cause a gamma ray burst which will rip apart 70 light years of space time. Action plan- none. 3. Donald Trump may be indicted. MUST INTERVENE.

So 79% of their viewers read those texts calling them cousin fuckin morons and have the same or more trust in Fox News??

He tortures browns just like us!

Is this some modern euphemism for eating someone's ass?

If the jet fuel dump is a typical Russian maneuver on our unmanned drones, I have a proposed upgrade

Legal question for the Surly lawyers. Is a NDA enforceable if it involved covering up a felony?

Perhaps you haven't watched Texas Football for the last decade.

How about this.... "My relationship with Chris not only consisted of continuous physical abuse, but also relentless emotional and psychological abuse. He manipulated and gaslighted me, and threatened to ruin me and my family unless I denounced the felonious actions that resulted in me calling the authorities for help that night. Like many abused women, I soon fell back under his web of lies, and allowed myself to be manipulated into making a false statement under the pretense that this was "best for us". But once Chris had no more use for me, he disposed of me like the narcissist that he is. With the advantage of time and distance, the true breath of his manipulation and abuse over many years has become painfully undeniable. To be clear, he did choke me that night. He strangled me till I was seconds from death. The bite me and punched me and told me I was nothing without him. Unfortunately I believed him. To any recruit's mother that may read this, keep your preciously child away from this manipulative monster. Your child may win some games, but the emotional damage he will endure will not be worth the price. To any AD that may entrust him to care for impressionable young men.... may God have mercy on your soul. "