Horn Dog

Look, I'm not trying to start a rumor or anything but I know a guy who knows a guy high up in the CIA. Lets just call him 'Qbert'. We were at a swingers party, just sitting around talking politics and Qbert confides that Nancy was actually killed during the home invasion what we think is Nancy is actually Trump in disguise. The Repubs need to push for Nancy to be reelected Speaker. Once "she wins Brandon and Harris will be hauled off to Guantanamo and Trump will reacquire his rightful place as President for life. This is very hush hush so please, don't share this with any MAGAs in your family or social circles.

You forgot on for the closer-

I have never been to a swingers party but based on that conversation, I am starting to question if I really know what a swingers party is.

I’m somewhat certain you are kidding, but I am not comfortably certain you are kidding.

I like this idea. A college football fanbase with NFL team ownership. That has to be better than even the best NIL program.

Live in a solidly republican district with no real chance of not having a republican rep. Voting office run by republicans. Mailed our absentee ballots in last week. Wife gets an email today saying her ballot was received however won't be counted cause she didn't put her middle initial on the envelop. She calls and explains that she doesn't have a middle name and that is why it was left blank. "Oh, ok. All you have to do is drive 10 miles down to our office and fill out a form stating that you don't have a middle name and then we will consider counting your dirty, commie democratic vote..... I mean your vote" explains the very nice office worker. The fuckery is real ya'll.

We live in a country where there are at least 2 possible scenarios where Walker wins by around 20% margin of the popular vote.

Short legs- check Fat gut- check Wide, child baring hips- check Paging Vic!

Its just amazing to me that people think they can assault others with no criminal consequences. One of my kids told me that a kid at his high school got jumped and pummeled, suffered a concussion, and the school's response was a week suspension. I told my kid that he can go ahead and all the other kids at his school know that if something like that happens to anyone in my family, there will be criminal charges, a million dollar medical workup, at least a year of physical therapy and mental counseling, followed by an avalanche of civil lawsuits and I will not stop till that kid is in juvi and his family is homeless and living in a van down by the river.

Who that at 1:44? She would make me yell "God damn" in church!

Ladybug- "We can't trust the left wing media on this story. We need to all do our own research, and have a gay tryst with some stranger pretending to break into our house, and rough us up a bit. Only then will we know the truth!" NTTAWWT

IF I was a whiny pussy I would point out how we lost a nail biter (48-0) after such a discrepancy in fouls called (in my team's favor). But I am NOT a whiny pussy, so I will just take the high road and just accept the lopsided circumstances my team was forced to compete in.

Hey Auburn. Can I interest you in a PAC12 defensive wizard as your next head coach?? Act now and we will throw in a child biting monkey.

Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?

Well apparently we are top 24 in new coaches record!

Here is a comment from the video. I’m not sure i buy it but possible I suppose: It does look suspicious but here’s what probably happened. I’ve worked the chain crew on literally hundreds of high school football games over the past 25 years. Typically when a ball is spotted after a play that results in a first down the refs will spot the ball directly on a hashmark to avoid measurements with the sticks. They will spot it if it happens to be between the hashes on 2nd, 3rd, and 4th down but on 1st down they will spot it right on a hashmark. It keeps the game moving and limits the number of measurements. I know it’s not done this way in college or pro. Since the ball carrier reached the hashmark and it was spotted right on the hashmark the ref shouldn’t have even pulled out the sticks for a measurement. Because the sticks should have been marked on a hashmark. He probably felt the sticks weren’t in the right place from the previous first down. More of a mistake by the chain crew than the white hat. Not sure why the white hat moved the ball forward though. That was a clear mistake.

Jeremy will stand up for women's healthcare, but is vehemently opposed to women's dental care.

Here let me help you formulate a rational response: It is absolutely true that the B12 refs put their thumb on the scale in this game and fucked Texas. However, Texas deserves it and will and should expect similar treatment for how ever long they remain in the B12. Texas did themselves no favors by the entire team playing almost universally shitty. The QB/WR/OL having a spectacularly bad game and your coach’s inability to adjust worth a shit were the primary reason your team lost. The fact is you guys will have to play 120% what would normally be required to win from this point forward to win. Accept it. Teach your players how to take a punch and fight back. Teach your coaches to make adjustment. Expect to get fucked by the reffing. Thats just the way it’s gonna be and it is what is deserved for taking away our golden goose.

Lol. Ain't no fuckin way we are stopping a 3rd and 23.

If we don't want to Unfortunately you are correct. An alternative, less expensive solution- Have the SEC put out a statement that games played by future SEC members will be reviewed by the SEC league office. If there is a determination of likely systemic or coordinated "fuckery", officials involved will be banned from future SEC employment or officiating any future game involving a SEC team. In addition, voluntary reporting instruction of "fuckery" by league officials with documented proof will result in guaranteed SEC employment and a 500k sign-on bonus.