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Horn Dog

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  1. I can't believe I am writing this, but Mitch isn't even in my top 10 for wanting to have a terminal illness at this specific time.
  2. You tell me a story about a basketball coach named Chris going to Mississippi, getting into a fight with his girlfriend when she tries to organize his man cave, and then becomes strung out on meth ChatGPT Once upon a time, there was a basketball coach named Chris. Chris had just gotten a new job coaching at a college in Mississippi. He was excited to start fresh and build a winning team. Chris' girlfriend, Randi, had come with him to help get settled in. She was a neat freak and loved organizing things. One day while Chris was out recruiting players, Randi decided to tackle the messy man cave in their new home. When Chris came home later that day, he found Randi reorganizing his man cave without permission. He became angry and yelled at her to leave his stuff alone. Randi tried to explain that she was just trying to help, but Chris wouldn't listen. They got into a heated argument, and Chris stormed out of the house. Feeling angry and frustrated, Chris went to a local bar to unwind. There, he ran into a few locals who offered him some methamphetamine. Chris had never done drugs before, but he was feeling reckless and decided to give it a try. Soon, Chris became addicted to the drug, spending all his time and money on it. His coaching suffered, and his once-promising career began to fall apart. One day, Randi came to visit Chris at his office and was shocked by how much he had changed. She begged him to get help, but Chris refused. Their relationship deteriorated, and Randi eventually left him, unable to watch him spiral out of control. Chris lost his job, his reputation, and his friends. He hit rock bottom and realized too late that his anger and addiction had cost him everything he loved. He checked himself into rehab and worked hard to turn his life around, but the damage was already done. From then on, Chris vowed to never let his emotions get the best of him and to stay away from drugs. He learned the hard way that life can be unpredictable and that making the wrong choices can have disastrous consequences.
  3. https://www.politico.com/news/2023/03/08/white-house-tucker-carlson-jan-6-coverage-00086077 "Carlson responded to McConnell and other Republicans on his program Tuesday night, contending that they “outed themselves” as siding with Democrats against him in a state of “panic” and “hysteria." “If you want to know who’s actually aligned, despite the illusion of partisanship, we found out today,” Carlson said on his show.
  4. Melania needs to wear these to the first debate
  5. If I click that twatter link in the Burt post, does that help Fox/Carlson cause if so I am not clicking it.
  6. Driving back from kids sports event this weekend. I need to pee bad so pull into a Sheetz, but notice a Walgreens across the street. Remember this thread so I decide to go to the Walgreens instead since posters say their bathrooms are nice. But before I go the restroom, I stop by the toy section, see a small plastic baby, take it with me to restroom and leave it floating in the bowl on the way out.
  7. I think "essentially a broken hand" may be code for QE.
  8. There is nothing that socially anxious, predominantly rural MAGA nuts want more than to move to a nice crowded city so they can appreciate the beautiful architecture. Trump has it all figured out.
  9. I propose we build a series of Freedom Cities just downwind from The Great Salt Lake or another drying up lake full of toxins just waiting to fill the air. we grift them once with the initial purchase, but the endless health problems leads to endless grift opportunities right up to the “Trump Funeral Package”.
  10. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/fox-corp-trump-campaign-hit-fec-complaint-rcna73342
  11. He has a dong twice the size as Hunter. When not engorged, the 2 gallons of blood pools to the bottom of his feet and makes him several inches taller. Its science.
  12. I am no lawyer but how can it be legal for a company hired to handle your confidential marketing material to hand it over to your competitor in an obvious attempt to harm you?
  13. Next time I get a speeding ticket, I am wearing a MAGA cap for my court date. It is truly a get out of jail/avoid any consequences for my actions cloak of invincibility.
  14. Wait so anyone with mental illness needs to resign from Congress?? I am all for it but kicking every Republican out seems a bit extreme.
  15. See, that’s all we wanted. Wasn’t that hard….
  16. If you are Republican, it is an arms race to see how much you can get away with. Unfortunately as shitty as these pub politicians are, the pub voters are even worse.
  17. I remember a time when this would actually hurt a news organization. We are not in that time. These revelations will do absolutely nothing since the lies are the point. A small part of me feels for these Fox executives that still had a conscious and were trying to navigate this mess. It reminds me of when I coached my son's YMCA baseball team when he was 4yrs old. Just trying to keep the kids from hitting each other with bats and manage the chaos. The 4yr old may have actually been easier to manage then this basket of loons.
  18. Doggie position makes a lot of women much more attractive.
  19. I knew a girl named Nikki I guess you could say she was a sex friend I met her in a hotel lobby Masturbating with a magazine She said how'd you like to waste some time? And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind
  20. Yup. Trump also can't understand the concept of population growth and how, with time, even a losing candidate will get more votes than what a winning candidate would have received years prior. "I got more votes than Lincoln! How is is possible that I lost???"
  21. Mahomes will always suck ass and will die of tertiary syphilis. Discuss.
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