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Mr. Tuberville goads to Washington
Change. The. Fucking. Rules.
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Johnny (football?) Manziel
The most surprising thing in this entire documentary was that you can be a 4th string QB at ATM and stay sober
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
Paid wall so can’t read. Do they actually have the votes to do this, get it passed through their senate, and do they have the ability to appoint a GQP replacement?
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Mr. Tuberville goads to Washington
In Tuberville’s state, one base feels the effect of his military holds
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Abilene prison guard not allowed breaks, gives birth to stillborn; State of Texas says "No, your fetus had no rights"
Now we are fuckin talking! Maybe we can energize the Surly legal team and file a class action lawsuit representing every surly user for around $2 trillion dollars and upgrade the lounge room.
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Joe Biden 2023: The Dark Brandon Rises
True but I am told that Florida is a swing state and, like always, go either way and is too close to call and therefore deserves a tremendous amount of attention and polling resources. Also, I am also told that Texas is on the verge of some demographic tsunami and will go blue any day now!
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- Abbott being Abbott
- Former NJ Governor Chris Christie
Christie is brave in the same way a white police officer witnessing his partner beating an innocent black motorist to death decides to speak up to try to stop a murder. Yea he is doing the right thing, but it really isn’t more than what should be expected of anyone. He still has to bring in his false equivalency of comparing Hunter and Kush as the same thing. Appealing to the low IQ voter and not above tellling straight lies but yea, for a GOP politician he is definitely top 0.1% in morals- Desantis is a POS and needs his own thread
I don’t know but all those saggy man tits in that photo should definitely be a crime.- Hunter “Big Gun In His Pants” Biden - Mastermind of the Biden Family Crime Syndicate
Lol. At this point if I am Hunter I am telling Weiss to piss off and dare him to indict me. The right wing propaganda machine is discrediting him and the left was never going to go along with taking the hammer to Hunter. The most he is gonna get is a hung jury (pun intended). Hunter needs to tell him to fuck off and then start a legal fund GoFundMe by offering to let GQP donors watch him fuck their wives for 500k a pop.- Texas judge orders SWA lawyers to take religious liberty training from far-right hate group
- The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
- The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
FIFY- Texas judge orders SWA lawyers to take religious liberty training from far-right hate group
If I am a SWA attorney, I would go ahead and take this class, secretly record the entire thing, then leak it on social media with #JudgeBrantleyStarr hashtag and expose this fucker for the zealot that he is- Official Thread for Abortion Demagoguery
So all the counties with 1-5k people went heavily GQP. Shocking…- Flight disrupting assholes Thread of Shame.
Hey Tiffany, I think we're alone now. The beating of my dong is the only sound.- Русский корабль - иди нахуй
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The more I think about it, the more I believe Trump's strategy(??) is to eventually be thrown in jail pretrial. This will feed his narrative that he is being treated "so unfairly" and that the judge is crooked and an Anti-trumper. He will keep pushing the envelope and the judge will give him as much leash as possible, but eventually the judge will have her hand forced and she will have to react. Then the howling from Trump and the right will kick into overdrive and Fox/NewsMax will eat it up and 30-45% of the country will believe it. This will introduce a component of chaos into the election which Trump hopes will change the game. It is idiotic, but kinda smart considering the 96% chance he is convicted if he just follows the rules.- Flight disrupting assholes Thread of Shame.
Tiffany Gomas, a marketing exec from Dallas, is unmasked as American Airlines passenger behind 'that motherf***er back there isn't real' rant https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12381895/amp/Tiffany-Gomas-revealed-American-Airlines-passenger-mysterious-not-real-viral-tirade.html- A&M botches hiring of Aggie grad to lead Journalism department because she’s black, leads to President resignation.
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Judge- “Defendant. You yelled fire in a crowded theater when you knew there was none. This caused a stampede injuring dozens of people. Do you have anything to say in your defense?” Defendant- “Well your honor, by the end of the evening lots of people believed there was a fire so….”- Shit's Borked
I got the ads aids! Help!- Why do Republicans purposefully damage the credit rating of the US government? Fitch downgrades, just like in 2011 GOP fun and games
I think we are saying the same thing. My statement that pubs have not been serious people about debt/healthy budget management since before Reagan means that in my mind Reagan started it and it's been that way ever since. Granted, I was not alive during Ford and Nixon but my sense is that they were more responsible with respect to the budget than Reagan/Bush 1/Bush 2/Trump.- Why do Republicans purposefully damage the credit rating of the US government? Fitch downgrades, just like in 2011 GOP fun and games
Pubs have not been serious about debt nor the economy since before Reagan. Their only solution is to throw gas on the fire for a quick economic burst while they are in office and then let the Dems be the adults to clean up the mess afterwards... then take credit once the mess has been cleaned as best as possible. There are very few on this board who were alive the last time a pub with serious economic polies meant to strengthen this country was in office. But pubs have a super power....exploiting our lizard brain instincts of fear and greed. Dems can't compete against that cause their policies, which sometimes are also sometimes flawed when taken to extreme, appeal instead to cerebral concepts like fairness, compassion, etc. Same as it ever was.
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