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  1. Horn Dog
    The MAGA disinformation trolls are running with the story and trying make it a thing. Saw this pop up on Nextdoor today.
  2. Horn Dog
    -Disproportionately developed chest and shoulders - skinny wrists and forearms -”always skip leg day” lower body. -size 6 leather combat shoes -rolled up sleeves - duck-like walk That is 99% a white tech bro.
  3. Horn Dog
    From WaPo: JD Vance writes a rom-com
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  5. Horn Dog
    I just had a meeting with our hospital administration because some of the patients at our hospital are confused by some of the big words we use on our standardized consent forms like “chest” and “abdomen”. In asked what should we say “tummy”?? Without flinching he said “yes”. Apparently they did a study and our average patient has the mental capacity and vocabulary of a 7th grader. That is a direct quote. This country is absolutely fucked.
  6. Horn Dog
    The green hair highlights completes the look
  7. Horn Dog
    I got 4 kids, 3 in college. Any of you childless fuckers want to adopt one or three of them, and assume the expense, please DM me.
  8. Horn Dog
    Strategy is straightforward: Running ads means spending money. Campaigning means spending money. Spending money means less war chest to keep come Nov.
  9. Horn Dog
    You hear that MAGA….NOT FOR MEN!
  10. Horn Dog
    The 40yr old next to shorty has to be a narc right?
  11. Horn Dog
    Did your source aay how to sign someone up for this? I got a MIL in need moved out of state
  12. Horn Dog
    He could literally run on a platform of lining veterns up, shitting in their mouths, and pissing on their children and he would still get 85% of their vote.
  13. Horn Dog
    Wait, so dirt is “life potential” like a fertilized egg/fetus? Ban farming now!
  14. Horn Dog
    This gives me an idea. Biden tells Trump he is getting the Presidential Medal of Freedom and will leave with a pardon. At the moment pictured above, Biden strangles the fucker till he shits Big Macs. Banner unfolds "Presidential immunity Bitches!"
  15. Horn Dog
    Enhance...... Enhance.... Enhance.......
  16. Horn Dog
    That's it? Such a quaint time that was...when getting caught fuckin around on your wife resulted in political consequences.
  17. Horn Dog
    When I close me eyes and listen this is what I see
  18. Horn Dog
    Such a fucking weirdo. A pencil pushing bottom barrel correspondent flexing his “battlefield” experience against a 24yr enlisted sergeant.
  19. Horn Dog
    In Trump’s defense, most of us would be similarly neutralized in that scenario as well.
  20. Horn Dog
    Soros is really dishing it out this year! The enthusiasm bonus payments are 🙌
  21. Horn Dog
    Exactly. You gonna take a shot at a 24yr enlisted man for "stolen valor", then you better be a front line war hero not a fucking paper pusher.
  22. Horn Dog
    Oilers -vs- Bills 1993?? Too soon.
  23. Horn Dog
    Walz really should just refer to him as Junior Varsity from now on.
  24. Horn Dog
    moment of the kill shot
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