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Horn Dog

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  1. Can someone with skills please hack DJT and JDV's phones and reply "resign" ASAP?
  2. I don't know, @Spankytoes may be on to something. I just sent an email to my HR dept telling them that I no longer want them to deduct SS aand Medicare from my paycheck cause I don't expect them to be solvent when I retire. I am also going to instruct the local Exxon to stop charging me tax on my gas fill-ups since I don't want to pay that anymore. MAGA big brains can save us all a lot of change if we stop being sheeple and just do our own research!
  3. Live look at @Spankytoes
  4. I don't know guys..... If you can't trust the Chinese then who can you trust?
  5. The first one is obviously Arethra Flanklin. This one however, I am drawing a blank space.
  6. Me too! My US Passport states place of birth as “Madrid, Spain”. What it doesn’t say is it was on a US Airforce base. Oh well, I won’t be fighting the deportation with mich vigor regardless.
  7. “unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo” Doesn’t say anything about semen in that quote. You discharge “genetic material” every time you breathe for instance.
  8. So sneezing, pooping, and menstruation are illegal too?
  9. I haven’t worked with ER patients since residency but I absolutely loved when an entitled belligerent (not seriously hurt but probably drunk and/or minor injury) patient would come in and then “threaten to leave AMA” if they didn’t get their way.
  10. Exactly. Doesn't matter if the charges and "investigations" are complete BS. The GOP can financially ruin these people with years of hearings on the charge of "You are a unicorn from Mars". Who the fuck wants to defend themselves against these assholes with endless resources? Pardons are absolutely warranted in the face of these non-serious politicians.
  11. You can say a lot of bad things about Trump, but being “fraudulent” about what he was going to do is not one of them. I have no idea what “after doing this” is referring to but I can guarantee Trump either said he was going to do it or it was abundantly clear he was going to do it.
  12. Land of hotties..
  13. I was watching the game last night with a neutral party from out of the country. Multiple times during the game he said “It is hard not to notice how much more attractive the Texas fans are than the Ohio fans”. It is truly amazing how the entire Ohio St. fan base were obese pigs. So enjoy the win and the diabetes!
  14. Took my son to his first ever TX/OU game. I was a bit nervous cause of all the previous years under Brown watching us underperform. Watched QE absolutely destroy OU. Watched OU fan rip off his OU shirt and put on a Texas shirt. Saw OU fans crying. My son turned to me in the 3rd quarter and said “This is the best thing I have ever seen in my life!” Thank you Quinn and Hookem!
  15. Blessed be the fruit.
  16. My favorite quote from the posted WaPo story:
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