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D_Goose

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  1. Millennials killed Taco Bueno.
  2. Some kid with too much time and some basic Photoshop skills comes up with an "alternate" uniform and posts to social media in an attempt to get "mad" likes. Then inevitably, some guys trying too hard to stay hip with the youths flock to twitter to proclaim how "sick, bonkers, lit, fire" they are. Tale as old as time.
  3. I'll submit a vote for Juvenile's 1999 smash hit "Back That Azz Up" An excerpt: You got a stupid ass, yeah, make me laugh, yeahMake a n____ want to grab that, autograph thatI'm sweatin' in the drawers, yeah, hard and long, yeahWant to walk it like a dog, yeah, break you off, yeahGet - mine you gon' get yours, yeah, that for sure, yeahYou fuckin' with my nerves, yeah and to the curb, yeahI know you bitches know, yeah, and it show, yeahBut a n____ got some more, yeah, I'm out to flow, yeahFresh brought some shit, yeah, and his bitch, yeahWe be making hit, yeah after hit, yeahThem titties sittin' nice, yeah, I want to bite, yeahI could fuck you right, yeah, all night, yeahWant to bring it to my house, yeah, on the couch, yeahKnock the pussy out, yeah, get them out, yeahI want to see these hoes, yeah, bend it low, yeahLet me run it in the hole, yeah, and let me know, yeah
  4. Exactly what I was thinking. That's some Amar'e Stoudamire shit right there for sure.
  5. Chad Hastings. He doesn't go much further than PG with the content though. Certainly no Mack/Charlie/Sally cuck talk at least.
  6. D_Goose replied to blacklab's topic in Austin
    ^ Damn. Hadn't been there in years but was definitely in my regular rotation in college. <csb> Was actually where I stopped at for lunch with my folks when we came into town to tour the campus while in high school. </csb> That 29th/Guadalupe area keeps taking some hard L's too, what with Ruby's and the old Conan's recently gone. Quick, somebody go check on Ken's!
  7. Yes, bring us The Mayor!
  8. I know. Let your nuts hang, bitches.
  9. They're definitely the lower IQ players on the team
  10. G Rob and Brewster are safe choices, sure, because both were good and often produced quantifiable success. Those picks make sense. Shawn Watson and Vance Bedford I think are better examples of comical "safe choices" a head coach here has made.
  11. Kyler is such an arrogant bitch
  12. Roger the Paveman Pavlik? Big innings eater on that first playoff team.
  13. This ain't it Petros
  14. Yeah but this is same song, new verse. Every year. Fill in the blanks. "Yeah, but we got _____, _____, and _____ coming in and _____ and _____ coming back. We'll be experienced and improved... "
  15. I believe that we will win
  16. D_Goose replied to OU Sucks's topic in Football
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