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His wasn’t that bad. He just refused to let anyone actually look at it for a good hour

I’ve already broken shit in my garage and I’m rage drinking

I’ve never seen this much snow for an ISU game

He locked himself in his room and is refusing any further treatment. Keep in mind his idea of medical intervention begins and ends with bong rips. I don’t really give a shit besides it’s now on me to conduct the fish fry/seafood boil. Which I’m fine with, but it cramps the football viewing

At the in-laws for Thanksgiving. Cunt Dog has been quarantined upstairs, but FIL has already said aloud “I sure hope Cunt Dog is doing ok by himself up there”. Failure to Launch stoner BIL just got his thumb in half trying to cut a frozen ear of corn (making seafood boil) with a dull knife. Currently debating whether he needs stitches or not. Blood all over the kitchen.

Well, we get Aggy tomorrow night thanks to our inability to make free throws

Next week’s bloodletting will be extremely satisfying to me. I know Iowa beat us, but we can at least line up against a Top 10 and give a respectable effort. They will get their anus prolapsed

I’m going to break a bunch of shit

The way Iowa’s opponents insist on handing them games has to be observed to be believed.

My wife usually gets effected on the other end. She intentionally drank a couple beers last Saturday to try and relieve constipation and ended up puking multiple times. It’s crazy, because she wasn’t always this way. Just progressively got worse.

In the 2nd episode and loving it. So many homages to Fargo the movie, and the Big Lebowski too.

Wife has Celiac’s and bought these shitty gluten free tortillas. They expire tomorrow so I had to think something up. Sautéed them in oil until they were crispy, and topped with eggs that had chive sour cream whisked in, and were scrambled with red onions, leftover smoked pork shoulder, shallot, garlic, cheddar and Parmesan. Finished the whole thing with a couple different hot sauces my mom made, pickled japs from a buddy’s garden, and my own homegrown salsa. Chase with black coffee.

That was my 4 month old daughter. Kid’s been dropping thunder all day.

Thanksgiving aperitif. I’m probably getting kicked out of my own bedroom around 1AM.

Happy Thanksgiving from the Driftless! Busting out the cold weather gear. First ride in Decorah since we got out of the field. Crushed some tricky grades that usually have me walking a little. Having a 4 month old and not being out until 2AM shitfaced the night before Thanksgiving definitely has its rewards.

First daycare virus came early last week and absolutely put my dick in the dirt.

Jarrod is a moron. If selling out means ISU considers you a rival, than the whole conference is our rival. And UNI. And South Dakota State

You seem like a pussy. ISU routinely puts 60K in Jack Trice. You think it’s about you?

Yormark is nothing like previous Big 12 leadership. Other than he pissed off Texas fans. Prior to his comments about the UT/TTU game, people on this board were constantly posting shit like "where was this guy when we were still in the league?". It is not possible for the Big 12 to achieve the same financial ends as the SEC and the Big 10. It is a complete and utter waste of time for the new Big 12 to think that way and try to position themselves as such. He's aggressively positioning the league to be the best of what's left, and has the schools within rowing together in that direction. A lot of the shit he does looks ridiculous, but his job is to maximize value and keep the league afloat and he's crushing it on that end. I don't like his demeanor, or some of the things he's done, but it's a necessary evil in the current landscape of college sports. I understand why people here don't like him, but he's nothing like Dan Beebe or Bob Bowlsby in any way, shape, or form.

Correct. And much of this is driven by things that the universities themselves have absolutely 0 control over.

The schools that were the most upset about the LHN left the Big 12 over a decade ago.

Georgia Tech had a choice to leave the ACC. There was nothing the Big 12 could do in 2021 to keep Texas and Oklahoma. The only thing the Big 12 schools could have done was go back in time 80 years and ensure they became powerhouses, and done some kind of crazy shit to dramatically change the demographics of the states they were in so they had the brand name cache to satisfy fans, and more importantly, have the viewers and fanbases to keep the TV networks happy. That you see these situations as even remotely similar is bizarre. We all know the Big 12 will have lower ratings than the SEC and Big 10. The networks know this. That's why they're paying them less. The Big 12 will still outdraw the rest of college football. This has been hashed, and rehashed, over and over and over. You aren't cracking any kind of code, and no one is really arguing against this greater point.

I've kinda been out (kineduh bin oat) since the end of Season 2, but this looks great. I didn't know the actor's name, but immediately recognized Lamorne Morris from "New Girl" where I always really enjoyed his demeanor and timing.

It's an absolute obsession.

If a good looking blonde who's told the entire world she's into anal can't find love, I think it's pretty clear that there's something completely off.