TAW’s player ratings. Somehow I don’t think a few of these would be written by an American. Not offended at all, just chuckled.
The Secret Diary of Adrian in Goal: 7
Tested loads in the second half. Few decent saves but, unlike me, didn’t keep a clean sheet.
The Velvet Underground and Neko Williams: 6
Not great for their opener but otherwise decent without being spectacular.
The other Williams fella: 5
Missed his mate when he got off at half time and the night turned rowdy and everybody started doing balloons and letting goals in.
Big Virg: 7
Played the role of “older brother on a stag do” to perfection. Got off early, had a shower, changed into his own clobber and probably went out to an over-25s club later.
Tsimikas: 6
Started really brightly and then drifted out the game.
Grujic: 6
No idea. Weird. Didn’t know what to do when he scored and neither did anyone else.
Shaq: 8
At the centre of most things we did well and great freekick to get us going. To be honest, I haven’t seen a shot from outside the box against Lincoln that good since John Wilkes Booth.
Curt-Is Right Jones: 9
Always takes his opportunity and never fails to show what a talent he is. Goals, work rate, decent hair – what Bill Shankly once referred to as The Holy Trinity.
Lee Harvey Elliot: 6
Showed glimpses here and there. Thought he started the second half well in particular and was a little unlucky to go off.
Divock: 7
Ran onto Minamino’s pass in the 88th minute, sang Don’t You Forget About Me at the top of his lungs, imagined Pickford was in goal, and just leathered it. What a guy.
Minamino: 8
His first is brilliant, you know. I haven’t seen a shot from outside the box against Lincoln that good since Xherdan Shaqiri.
SUBS
Fabinho: 5
Followed his brilliant display at Chelsea with a bit of a mixed bag tonight and I haven’t been this confused by a Liverpool centre back since I saw that Des programme on ITV and I thought “why’s Alan Hansen going around killing everyone?”.
Jota: 6
Bit lively.
Nabs: N/A
Bit Non Applicable.
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