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hornian

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  1. Look to Windward would be my vote. Love that one.
  2. Start season 11-0. Crow about best season ever, extend your coach so he doesn't get poached by Penn State. End season 11-2, losing to your rival and your first ever CFP appearance. Beautiful.
  3. Fuck the Aggies. That is all.
  4. Who coaches the D for the Bowl Game now?
  5. Listen, for $9-$10MM a year, I'll hang up my lawyer hat and put on a UM head coach hat. It worked for Mike Leach, might as well take a flyer on me.
  6. There was a Goosebumps book I read when I was a kid where the main characters were wearing shorts and playing outside on Christmas Day because they lived in SoCal. So whenever I think of Christmas weather like that, I just remember, we're living in a horror story.
  7. Exactly. Username checks out.
  8. The plural is Aunea.
  9. Wait, Sherrone Moore got Sark’s wife pregnant?
  10. The Athletes should have to live in Jester for ever.
  11. That's actually pretty generous of her to come out of the gate and offer you 50% instead of SPO. She needs to drive a harder bargain. Tell her she needs a better attorney. Oh wait...
  12. What's the story here? Did UT raise their licensing fee or something?
  13. How did the OP not earn the “Well Written Content” tag?
  14. Prepare to get Cloak Roomed.
  15. Pop Tart Bowl or GTFO
  16. 1,000 starships a year? So almost 3 per day?
  17. Great post, however, just a pointer if you decide to stick around: don't show weakness here. The inmates run the asylum.
  18. What's the over-under on the number of posters who quoted & commented on the post who didn't realize it was a riff on that movie? I'm going like 90% based on the responses.
  19. Nevermind. All 4 are now sold.
  20. For sure would love to go see a game there.
  21. Bye week musings. We should play at Hawaii at least once a decade. I don’t care if the rainbow warriors come here, I just want an excuse to go to Hawaii. We should play at Tulane at least every 4 years. New Orleans is the best city in the south and we should have a presence there so that our fans can get their gumbo and our team can steal LSU’s recruits. We should schedule a game in Colorado (CU, CSU, Air Force, take your pick) at least every 5 years so that our fans go to the mountains. And we should go play Washington at Husky stadium so that @immamac can throw a boats and hoes sail gate party. Where else should we schedule road trips?
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