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    Jesus. Do not want. Ever.
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    Are people here actually parents? You don't "sign" a birth certificate. The only one who signs the birth certificate is the state official who issues it. And only one parent needs to sign the application / verification of birth facts. And that parent has to swear all the info is correct. So if the mom knows who the dad is, she is legally obligated to put that person on the application/verification or she commits a crime of knowingly providing false information.
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    Your friend who lives on Shoal Creek must have blinders on. That is one of the most used bike routes in the city. The whole road is full of cyclists most of the day.
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    Yep. They get more frequent the further East you go. And the gigafactory is... East. Cardinal directions aren't that hard.
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    The horror version is ... weirder. I have a lot of questions. Like - was that a deepfake, or did they come back and film that?
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    Come to this thread for but instead find
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    Hmm. All suspiciously close to the gigafactory. Is Elon Musk a serial killer? I'm just asking questions.
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    A name change can be denied by the court, even if all the parties agreee, so be aware of that. Some judge’s won’t want to change your stepson’s last name unless you are also adopting him.
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    And what does that make A&M in this analogy? The people who pay protection money? I'd much rather be the one who is getting money at the threat of violence than the one paying money to ward off violence.
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    Shit. If this is gonna be that kind of party, I’m gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.
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    You're welcome at my house anytime.
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    Hmm. Powerwall is one of the few things Tesla I'd actually be OK with at this point.
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    Brennan or Kerch?
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    Get the James Brown since it is your first time. But don't sleep on the Hot Sausage PoorBoy or the Streetcar PoorBoy (which is just fries/gravy/debris) if you have multiple people to order with and share.
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    "VISIT ANY OF OUR TWO LOCATIONS!" could be shortened to say "Visit Either of Our Locations!" It would be shorter. And grammatically correct. But then I'm paying them for Taquitos, not for grammar.
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    Since they don’t have the rights to the awards and they have to make names for them, maybe the biggest collapse can be called “The Bonfire”.
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    Wouldn’t wish that on your worst enemy.
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    That was a F'in gullywasher in 78731 (near Far West). Sideways rain, minor road flooding, the whole nine yards. One of the Hydromet gauges near me say 2.6 inches, the other 1.3. My backyard gauge says 1.5 inches. So definitely a "bullseye". Rained out my kiddo's kickball game, and scared the crap outta my pre-K kiddo getting off the bus at about 3:30.
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    At least 11 AM in michigan in September shouldn’t be heat stroke territory
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    This. I used to do a thought experiment that was “if I won the lottery and didn’t have to work, where would I live?” And it used to be Austin (and using the executive airport over Bergstrom!) Now it’s not anywhere in Texas. But I still enjoy what we have here. Was out for my anniversary on Friday night at Underdog on South 1st. Food was great, wine was great, company was great (especially without our kids!), and the people watching was great. Then went downtown after for a night cap and went to a few places, did a little tourist-in-your-own-town type of thing. It was awesome.
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    Tough love is still love.

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