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  1. hornian
    She's out of your league. That's what it means.
  2. hornian
    This one is so bad that it may boomerang all the way around to being awesome. Actually, it's not awesome. It's allsome.
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    Dropped us out of the top 25 all together because our fans booed the Commissioner; and he needs you to know that decorum matters.
  5. hornian
    Yeah. And then there is this: https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/page/playoffpredictions120223/2023-college-football-playoff-picks-conference-championships Every single ESPN “expert” (15 of them) says Texas is in. They are split 8/7 on FSU over Alabama.
  6. hornian
    So long and thanks for all the meth.
  7. hornian
    Bert Auburn - 7, OkState - 14 We are actually scoring TDs in the red zone this game so OkState may eek this one out.
  8. hornian
    Bert Auburn - 6, OkState - 14 I have faith he can pull it out.
  9. hornian
    Bert Auburn - 2, OkState - 0
  10. hornian
    Bert Auburn - 1, OkState - 0
  11. hornian
    So she said no, huh?
  12. hornian
    It was a '99 if memory serves. No later than a '98 model. So built no earlier than 1997.
  13. hornian
    Was. The Exclusivity Deal with Amazon for these vans just ended. You can now buy one if you want, but they are still prioritizing fleet deals so probably a few years before average consumers/one-off buyers like local plumbers/van life aficionados can actually get one.
  14. hornian
    Yes. At least on a 1999 Dodge Ram, which I had to do back when I was 19 as I posted about up thread.
  15. hornian
    I actually had this happen to me when I was in college. Bought a used truck in San Antonio, was driving it back to Austin. The damn throttle got stuck open and I was accelerating no matter what I did. I threw it in neutral and pulled off 35 somewhere in New Braunfels and coasted into a parking lot. Popped open the hood, called my dad on my cell phone (some Nokia brick but it worked like a charm), and he walked me through what to look for. I found a rubber gasket had somehow become lodged and was keeping the throttle open no matter what. I fixed it and was on my way. And I was a 19 year old college sophomore at the time.
  16. hornian
    Wrong shade of orange, but I'll allow it.
  17. hornian

    Fuck Big 12 refs

    hornian replied to taybo20's topic in Football

    Nuh uh!
  18. hornian
    But their healthcare is and they have like 2-3 months of paid vacation. Game, blouses.
  19. hornian
    My actual tax amount went down by about $650 even though my assed value increased the maximum allowed amount.
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  21. hornian
    It’s time we add a mullet scalp to our 2023 belt. Fuck that OAN watching fraud.
  22. hornian
    Because FOX.
  23. hornian
    It's still dumb.
  24. hornian
    I’ll have what she’s having.
  25. hornian
    I’m here for the gangbang.

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