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hornian

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  1. Dom added Mia and Lucia to his rooms. So they are guests officially.
  2. Lucia/Mia/Jack being some of the bodies tracks with Lucia saying “whores get punished”
  3. You, uh, need some reading comprehension help:
  4. Change of subject - but I want to see if anyone knows - I want to switch to an induction range (mostly for safety reasons, but we are also switching out all of our cookware to stainless steel), but I need a downdraft vent. I cannot find any with my simple search that combine the two. Has anyone here ever run across that combo?
  5. There’s literally only 2 Central Markets in Austin. And both are on Lamar.
  6. Lytle HS mascot is the Pirates. I played against them in football/baseball growing up. We had a very creative nickname for them as the "Butt Pirates" because teenage boys are easily amused.
  7. Lytle? Didn't realize you were a Butt Pirate.
  8. It’s almost like Spanish/Italian/Portuguese are all based on a common root language. Maybe one like Latin (you know, from Rome). Going further; maybe that’s why Central and South America is called Latin America and the people living there are called “Latino”.
  9. Yeah I don’t think he’s really a pimp. Plus, even if he is a real pimp, killing a john (even a deadbeat one) is bad for business.
  10. This is why you should have put them up back in November, when it was actually cold. Get with the program!
  11. Just saw this joke posted to twitter. It checks several boxes on this board: Two Aggies were driving down the road & saw a sign for Mexia. One says, We should stop in MeXia & the 2nd Aggie says, It's pronounced Ma-Hay-ah. They fought for a few minutes. The 2nd Aggie said, Hey, I'll stop at the first business we come to & ask just how to say it. They walked into the business, sat down & the first person to approach them asked what they wanted to eat. They gave their order then the 2nd Aggie said to the waitress, Can you please say - real slow - where we are? The waitress said, You're at D a i r y Q u e e n.
  12. I don't actually think Tanya is going to die. I think they may try to off her. But I think it's much more likely Portia is the one who winds up dead.
  13. As someone who writes prenups, they don’t usually protect the non-monied spouse, even with infidelity clauses. Dying, however, usually means the non-monied spouse inherits.
  14. Your ideas are interesting and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
  15. I just found out that Major stole Ricky’s girlfriend back in 1998. I’m retroactive team Simms now.
  16. I think you’re confusing Luthen with his cousin in House Harkonnen.
  17. I put everything on our Costco visa. I’m embarrassed to say how much our cash reward is each year, but it is a lot (I also have three kids so we go weekly just about). Our 2% year executive membership reward is also usually surprisingly large, but we have bought a few appliances and vacations from them over the years which skews it upward.
  18. UT - Pine Curtain
  19. It’s because the phone speakers these days are shitty and you can’t hear what is being said unless it’s on speaker phone. I’m convinced it’s a plot to make you buy AirPods or other headphones.
  20. My money is on Portia committing suicide. After all, she is named after a character in Julius Ceasar that kills herself (Portia, Brutus’s wife). There’s so much suicide additional foreshadowing (including the name of Portia): The gypsy fortune teller saying a crazy lady is going to cause suicide. Tanya wondering if anyone has ever jumped from the cliffs of the hotel. The story about the old woman on that island that Quentin told Tanya about who was found dead at the bottom of the rocks. Madame Butterfly being about suicide. I’m sure there’s more I’m not thinking of.
  21. Cam paid some of what he owed, just not all of it.
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