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  1. Seven year old had her birthday party today. She isn’t going half-ass at life, I’ll tell you that. Also; this piñata took a dozen kids like 25 minutes to break. So if you want a quality piñata; go to Rundberg Lane in Austin.
  2. Pretty sure that was not Gorn. Unless I missed it.
  3. I hear South Austin’s mom is a fan of trains.
  4. You mean like personally killing 3 guys in 6 episodes, any corpos who were killed in episode 3, any empire patsies he shot, plus the kid he paralyzed/killed with the hard takeoff? Those kind of terrible things? Because his body count is already pretty fucking high after 6 episodes.
  5. They have message boards in Iowa?
  6. Yeah, Texas Legal pays the attorney so there is no additional out of pocket to the subscriber.
  7. It is a dick move, and they don’t encourage it, but they can’t stop to inform doing it either.
  8. What about a filed goal and a 1 point safety?
  9. If you're into almost 50 year-old moms with kids in college/highschool, please see me for a divorce consult instead of estate planning.
  10. I’m too lazy to find the old post, so starting a new thread. TL; DR version: Cost effective estate planning! Get it done before the end of the year! Longer post: Hey Assholes, It's October, which means it's the time of year when my law firm, Jorgeson Pittman LLP (www.jptexaslaw.com), focuses on helping as many friends, family, clients, and community members as possible to protect their family and get their estate planning documents in order before the end of the year. It started a few years ago when one of my partners lost a family member around this time; but it’s become an annual focus of ours each fall. As you may know, we partner with a legal insurance company called Texas Legal (https://texaslegal.org/independent-legal-insurance-plans) as providing attorneys. One of the great benefits of of Texas Legal is that it will cover the entire cost of a complete estate planning package (usually valued at $1,500 to $2,000 or more) that includes Wills, Powers of Attorneys, Advanced Directives, Declaration of Guardianship, etc, as soon as your plan is enforced. The plans are low-cost ($270 for an individual for a year, or $28 per month for an individual), so it winds up being a great deal for the participants. You can sign up as soon as you wish, and if you do so before October 24th and pay your premium to Texas Legal, you can have your documents drafted and executed in November. We hope we can help protect you and yours this Fall season. If you do sign up with Texas Legal, please contact my office as soon as possible once you are a member to schedule a consultation: 512-320-0999 or you can email my assistant Andrea Seger at andrea@jptexaslaw.com.
  11. And the Targ sister - is married to her brother? Did I understand that right? They kind of just glossed over that one.
  12. Pegged? Are you trying to get now this out of hiding?
  13. It’s all the clean living.
  14. With Milroe turning the ball over like he did, they shouldn’t even have scored that many.
  15. It's ok, I got one. It's in the upper deck (but row 5), so I'll be sure to throw a coke down below so you get the full experience!
  16. I feel like Army Pilot only needs two. If that’s the case I’ll take the other 2, and we’ll party like we’re on shore leave. Or whatever the army equivalent is.
  17. You're like Kyle Umlang's evil twin.
  18. Shit's borked, yo.
  19. I've stayed there. It's nice, but the rooms are smaller because the building was built 200 years ago.
  20. I don’t know man. It was really hot. Was it Rita?
  21. 1,1,1,1 But then I use the binary scale. It's either a 1 or a 0.
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