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    "Do not share this far and wide" he says while posting on a message board with thousands of users.
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    I'm not on twitter anymore, but my boy Avery also posts on FB which I am still on for some reason.
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    Replace Iowa with Michigan, you get the idea.
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    He had a cool name and “Red Cat” package had a nice ring to it. That’s about it.
  5. hornian
    Username checks out.
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    My wife is there now and says it is super empty and took no time to get through security.
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    I can’t tell if that’s a good thing or a bad thing in this context.
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    Nothing says UT Gameday like a lobster tail.
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    So the press box will no longer be on the 50ish yardline? That seems odd for play-by-play purposes.
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    Neither of those really qualifies as a “story”
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    I will never not hear the Thong Song in my head when I read Cisco.
  15. hornian
    If you're looking for asswipes, they have those too:
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    I’ll pull for Notre Dame and it’s not a close call.
  18. hornian
    My current class (year 4, Trey Owen’s Junior Season, after Quinn came back for his senior year, then Arch set the single season passing record and went pro after one season) has 13 five star players committed. Recruit better.
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    Something something South Austin’s mom.
  20. hornian
    I punt like 1 time a game max (go for it on 4th down 2-3 times a game). I'd say about 50% of the the CPU roughs my punter too, and I get my drive extended. So it's an equal opportunity offender.
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    So is the location at the Track Stadium?
  22. hornian
    I can't believe it didn't hit him the dick.
  23. hornian
    I like them, but then I'm a white guy in my 40s.
  24. hornian
    My wife is low alcohol these days, and we drink a lot of hop waters, and let me tell you; they are great for the most part. But the top tier is the Lagunitas hop water IMO. For your purchasing needs.
  25. hornian
    Well I think you can now legally pull a USC, and buy the parents a house, so that they don’t have a mortgage/rent anymore and can spend that on traveling to see their kid play ball.

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