Macanudo

She's writing in Lindsey's voice.

$20 says that pastor is closeted.

So... It appears that this whole thing was a hoax perpetrated by some Neo-Nazis. Of course anyone who needs to hear this won't believe it. https://www.newsweek.com/trump-haitian-immigrants-springfield-ohio-disinformation-neo-nazis-1953643

Nope. Season 2 Episode 4 of Scooby Do.

Someone needs to stand outside Trump rallies when people are lining up playing this on a loop.

Then it got weird.

And there it is.... For her part, Newton, Lee’s neighbor, said she remains concerned that the influx of Haitians is negatively affecting the city’s healthcare and education systems. “I think it was two years ago now, I went to the [Bureau of Motor Vehicles] to renew my license or my tags. I can't remember, but I was sitting in the BMV, and the only way I know to describe it is I felt like … I was transported, because all around me it was people talking a different language. … I felt like I was the minority,” she said.

I love Pete.

Johnny McEntee. If Trump wins, he'll be in the White House with some kind of high ranking job. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_McEntee_(political_aide)

It's going to be 90 minutes of Walz making salient points and Vance trying to deflect with awkward, fake laughs. It's going to be Ted Cruz-level pathetic. Promise?

It's better than going to Dumas, dumbass.

How the fuck have you never had Bojangles?

Bullshit. Someone posted somewhere that MAGA is like a pro wresting crowd. They like the story lines, heros and heels. That's Springer in a nutshell.

At this point, collateral damage within 2-3 miles seem acceptable.

I think I've shared this before but I have a similar story about my dad... I stopped playing baseball my freshman year in high school. Leading up to that, my dad had probably thrown me thousands of pitches for BP and another thousands of ground balls. When I stopped playing it all kind of just ended. Flash forward to around 2002 or so and Mrs. Macanudo and we're visiting him and his new wife in Oregon one summer. We went out to the coast for a day trip and had taken two cars. After we got set up on the beach my dad asked me to go back to his car and grab the bag he'd left in the trunk. When I opened the trunk, there was a small bag that I could see two gloves and a couple of balls. One glove was his beat up, but still perfectly good old Wilson one from all those years ago. The other looked nearly new but had clearly been broken in. I walked back down to the beach and tried to keep it together when I tossed him his glove and said "let's do this." We played catch for at least 30-45 minutes before taking a break. Between my dad, Mrs. Macanudo (She played softball growing up) and I, the three of us tossed the ball around a good chunk of the day. God times.

Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

It does the average Magatard. Anything semi-attractive woman less than 40 who doesn't weigh 250 pounds is a "young pretty girl."

Ah, come on. You know you're slightly intrigued.

Ok, NowThis.

Kamala, please.

Last flight, in the U.S.

No can't. Won't.

ABC is just baiting him now with this racial discussion.

He wasn't going to shake hands. He was sort of taken aback at her approaching.

This was not the death we were looking for.