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Macanudo

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  1. Because those cost money. DOGE out front should have told you.
  2. Camp Mystic Strong.
  3. The guy who paid for the cocaine.
  4. Briscoe needs to crawl back under the bridge he collects tolls at.
  5. At this point, Texas and Florida are pretty much neck and neck when it comes to "deservin' it."
  6. Yeah, this one hits really, really close to home. The son was in my wife's class this school year.
  7. The first ten seconds of this clip....
  8. I am reminded of the scene in True Lies when the bomb is going to go off in the Keys. Now, I realize that nuclear bomb is a little bit more intense but the overall point remains the same... You put out weather alerts on FB, X, local radio/TV, state wide alerts, smoke signals, whatever the fuck works. Sirens in the most suspectible places (at a minimum.) I don't fucking care that it was July 4th, local PD AND the state troopers should have been out warning the camps and campgrounds. Instead, we get videos of state troopers standing and gawking at the flooding. Will some of these storms be nothing burgers? Absolutely. Will people still die Yep. Will 50 die needlessly? I'd bet Greg Abbott's wheels that they wouldn't. Does anyone think Greg Abbott was woken up at 4:00 when the shit hit the fan? Roller Boy was probably sleeping soundly in his Trump PJs dreaming of mushrooms. GIB --you tell the son of bitch this is Bright Boy Alert. Repeat, a Bright Boy Alert. And I need a patch of the White House ASAP. That's right-- HARRY (overlapping) ... the Coast Guard has to clear them back to a twenty mile radius. Anybody that can't make the minimum safe distance we need an airlift on, immediately-- Gib whips around to Harry, lowering his headset mike. GIB I can get 3 Marine Corps Harriers here in about 12 minutes. They're on maneuvers out of Boca Chica.
  9. [Abbott] It could have been worse[/Abbott]
  10. Getting an Austin Powers vibe here.
  11. Correction: It's called Brisket's Speedo.
  12. He's not alone.
  13. I was waiting until I had good news/confirmation but a friend/co-worker's daughter is a counselor at Mystic. She's safe but now, like all of the survivors, the PTSD is going to be a motherfucker. A student my wife taught this school year, and his family, are still among the missing or possibly dead. They were camping.
  14. Everything is free if you're brave enough.
  15. Can't you just buy regular aloe and rub it on your junk?
  16. Ain't nobody concerned with your weekend plans.
  17. You could have just said Aggies and Sooners.
  18. The rich stay healthy and sick stay poor.
  19. You just described the American business model. Most companies, of all types but especially middle to large, are run by idiots who have yes men/women doing their bidding and the company usually only survives because middle management is holding the place together with bailing wire and duct tape.
  20. You're going to generalize on 500,000,000+ women? And how big exactly is your sample size?
  21. I knew immediately, loser.
  22. The stands are full of people with the same last name and each of them brought Uncle Dad to the game.
  23. And because I always ask others to do B+W....
  24. Not the best photo but my view on the last full day of in Breckenridge.
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