Macanudo

You got a problem with turducken?

That bobble head looks like Mack Brown and Patton Oswalt's bastard love child.

I'll go a different route... I want to see here naked.

Perun does great videos. I listened to this yesterday and learned some and enjoyed it a lot.

What exactly makes a dumb ass attorney qualified to be a senior advisor to Donald Trump? I mean, besides the tits.

You don't want a comp from the Fairmont Austin. You want a comp for any Fairmont. I had something similar happen at a hotel years ago and wrote to corporate office. I got a weekend stay at any hotel in the chain.

He couldn't look douchier if he tried.

I was being modest. I'm mean, it's not like I had a "real" problem like all you other drunks.

The funny part is that I watched a shit ton of CFB yesterday and drinking never crossed my mind. Used to be that Saturday was easily a 6-8 drink day.

Reminds me of Barbara Moore's playboy shoot from back in the day.

But Trump knows more about [Insert whatever topic he's bloviating about here\] than anyone else!

Damn. I mean, I know you're still sore about that night I spent with your wife and all but just damn.

Went to Dallas for a work thing this week. On Wednesday we went out to dinner. Our group met up with some other company employees for drinks then moved on to dinner (Mister Charles in Highland Park, and it was fucking fantastic.) Another guy in the group and I were the sparkling water drinkers. The booze flowed for the others and I have to admit, I was a tid bit tempted to order something to "fit in." At dinner, someone asked me about not drinking and I straight up told her that I quit because my drinking had gotten out of control. That actually felt good to say out loud in that kind of setting. This is another of those drinking situations from the past where I would have paced myself and kept the drinking to "acceptable" amounts. But not drinking socially has been one of the most challenging for me. After dinner, some of them met up with different work group for drinks at another place. 2 of us (the other sparkling water drinker) went back to the hotel. I kind of felt like a party pooper but then again, I was in bed getting a good (sober) night's sleep while the others got back almost 2 hours after I had fallen asleep. I had some work to do as well so knocking that out and not being up late was worth it. The next morning, the others were all worn out while I was feeling pretty good. If I had gone out with them, there was a pretty good chance that I would have come back to the hotel for a couple of drinks by myself to finish out the night. I'll be traveling for my job off and on so working in this environment will keep up. But fucking-a was it great to wake up on Thursday morning knowing that I'd made it through another challenge.

What worked at the Seelow Heights won't work here. Sure, the Russians can drop a shit ton of arty rounds like they did in 1945 but they don't have 1,000,000 men to then throw at into the fray. There were another 1,500,000 men north and south of the attack.

I read that in Harry Ellis from Die Hard's voice and it made more sense.

Now do this to every fucking politician when they go on the news. I freaking hate it when one of them says something completely shitastic and there's no follow up.

Let's just hope Montgomersky isn't in charge on that northern side. Let's just hope Montgomersky isn't in charge on that northern side.

Oh, the huge manatee.

The Cosplaying Rittenhouses

Sounds like it's time for Nicole to stay off the toll roads and highways and take the back roads from now on.

So, uh, I was wrong? I mean, I'm still an asshole.

Hussy? Tart? Wench? Trollop?

But did you die?

Austin to Klamath Falls is 30 hours of driving. They were last seen on Thursday night and were pulled over this morning at 12:30 am. That's Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday to be driving. 7.5 hours a day is good time? My dad and I drove from Houston to Salem, OR (35 driving hours) in 1986 and we did the outbound leg in about 40 hours. Granted, that about killed us so we took longer on the way back but 30 hours of driving in 4 days is nothing.

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