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Macanudo

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  1. In ' 81, I convinced one of my dumbass cousins to try an incredibly stupid (and dangerous) jump on his bike by promisong I'd give him my "Fernando" baseball card. He tried the jump and fucked up the landing big time. I can still remember the look in his eyes when he hit the ramp and realized that he had made a terrible decision. When he landed, his bike just disintegrated into about 8 pieces. Wheels came off the forks. The frame broke in 3 places. The handle bars came off the front fork. I have no idea how he didnt seriously hurt himself. He hobbled away from his destroyed bike and into my house where I gave him a Fernando ARROYO card. He was not amused. But this was also the cousin that a friend and I convinced to pee on an electric fence later that day. And that was the 2nd time we had talked him into doing that. He had peed on the fence a few days before.
  2. Squatting is worse, friendo.
  3. Don't we all?
  4. She shouldn't have married a rapist then.
  5. Showed up at the Kingwood location around 6:50 this evening. Walked right it and was back in my car by 7:00. The actual act of voting took longer than the walk in or out.
  6. That crowd looks, uh, unenthused.
  7. That's why Nicole rides her bike without her cellphone on her to Rainey Street.
  8. For the election or the 🍺 and 🌮?
  9. I doubt I'll have issues voting on the mean streats of Kingwood at the Community Center but if any MAGAts are there, I hope a bitch tries.
  10. She wouldn't have needed the lasso with me.
  11. I stayed sober through the UGa game. I figure if I could handle that, I'm probably going to be OK.
  12. Thujone to the rescue!
  13. That asshole McDonald's owner says he has 200 employees. The average store has 50 employees and nets about $150,000 per year. He's more concerned about his taxes because he's failry close to being part of the 1%.
  14. There was one (of many) egregious errors on 3rd down where the slot WR ran a post and UGa brought pressure. If the slot run a short cross the middle of the field was wide open for an easy 1st down and more. That happened several times during the game. Short 5-7 yard routes were should have been hot and taken for the easy gain. Instead, Quinn and Sark are constantly trying to set up the bomb.
  15. Is he being coached not to step up in the pocket or take the occasional 3-4 yard gain with is feet?
  16. And yet, he'll still win.
  17. Starting to regret giving up booze.
  18. Our offense must have taken some of those before this started.
  19. On that 3rd down the slot WR is running a go route when the middle of the field gets vacated by the pressure. Run the fucking slant. It might not get the first but at least you have a chance. Meanwhile, on 3rd and long, Sark is calling deep balls.
  20. We haven't had any success when we've run the ball. Georgia's front 4 is playing really, really well.
  21. This is not fun. I was told this would be fun.
  22. She eventually came later.
  23. Which one gets the genital cuff?
  24. Ok, but it was still a decent flick.
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