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Macanudo

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Everything posted by Macanudo

  1. I sat in a parking spot this afternoon while a jagoff in a pickup waited for the car next to me to leave. So I couldn't go anywhere. Then, once the car left, asswipe proceeded to back in. I got to sit there for even longer because Small Penis needed to park in the "safest way"? HEB lots often have assholes backed into herringbone spots and then try and leave the wrong way. Is there an insane amount of parking lot accidents that I don't know about? I've been driving for almost 40 years and I have yet to get into an accident in a parking lot. I can't even remember the last time I saw someone hit another parked car. Want to park in the safest way? Park in the back of the lot and walk your ass a few feet further. I normally do that and was reminded today why I do so.
  2. Macanudo replied to Tailgate's topic in Daily Texan
    Based on her flying ability, it's a wonder that she didn't crash in Rabaul or Truk Lagoon.
  3. What? Columbia, Missouri should be nice this time of year. As should be Columbia, SC. But I would avoid West Columbia, TX. It's still too hot down here.
  4. [Bluto][Burp!!!!] Why not? [\Bluto]
  5. If I remember correctly, Ms. Rogers showed her huge tracts of land in this movie. So it has this going for it, which is nice.
  6. People who back into parking spots are compensating for something.
  7. Surly is sitting on a ton of natural gas. We're not getting a bailout.
  8. Are you saying fried Charlie isn't?
  9. You think I picked that number on accident?
  10. 1500%
  11. Anything is possible if you pull up on your bootstraps hard enough.
  12. Let's rephrase this: Got to love a country where bankrupty is an integral part of it's business plan.
  13. One could say it's a shit ton.
  14. Nobody cares about the People's Republic of Cascadia.
  15. That brain isn't smooth enough.
  16. Haha. Too bad, suckers, I own a gas station and I change the pump to $0.00 when I put gas in my own car. I screw the other guy and pass the savings on to me.
  17. I definitely got the feeling that her office has not been enjoying the task. Once the person who answered realized my intent, I could really sense a feeling of relief about my message and tone.
  18. Soon to be Doxxed by MAGATS, LLC
  19. I just called Ms. Nester's firm to tell them "kudos" for doing this job. Everyone deserves legal representation. EVERYONE.
  20. So you're saying there's a chance...
  21. You're an idiot.
  22. The guy who did the autopsy? You guessed it... Frank Stallone.
  23. It's what I still can't wrap my head around for Trump supporters. Their ability to overlook X% of shittiness from him because they like Y% of something baffles me.
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