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Macanudo

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Everything posted by Macanudo

  1. The guy who did the autopsy? You guessed it... Frank Stallone.
  2. It's what I still can't wrap my head around for Trump supporters. Their ability to overlook X% of shittiness from him because they like Y% of something baffles me.
  3. Come for the shitty fast food. Stay for the clap.
  4. Sounds like it's time for some Sherman's Neckties.
  5. Just when I think that Texas can't get any worse, I am reminded that Oklahoma does indeed suck.
  6. Was it less than zero?
  7. 28 Years Later. What the fuck was that? Like 28 Weeks Later, kids fuck it all up. But what a piece of crap.
  8. Macanudo replied to sheeeit's topic in Football
    The only thing worse than Ware is Joe Tessitorre.
  9. Mark Grace approved. We had seats in the north end zone tonight. The 50 yard TD to Wingo happened right in front of us. It was a beauty.
  10. Its called hate fucking for a reason, good sir.
  11. It's probably in German. And written in the 30s.
  12. He was in a lot of great movies but Sneakers had an amazing cast and was so prescient about technology and data.
  13. So it's MAGA approved and a an excellent source of all "real" information.
  14. I agree. He's living in a fantasy land where Happy Trails, Ice Cream Man and Big Bad Bill dont exist.
  15. Just government ones?
  16. Based on what the Horns are doing on the field right now, you sure about that?
  17. Wait, are we sure that Ken isn't fucking him?
  18. I'm going to go put some dismay in my toilet.
  19. Hey, she's postmenopausal and you know she fucks. Ken doesn't have to worry about knocking her up and then shipping her off to New Mexico for an abortion.
  20. For those of us over 40, its not optional.
  21. Please to meet, hope you guessed my name.
  22. I thought vampires couldn't see their own reflection?
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