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Don't worry. Kamala has the Indian vote locked up.

He gets around. Like your mom.

Talk about a sausage fest.

I bet J.D. likes lots of cushion for pushin' when he's making love to his couch.

Well, someone has to live in Sun City.

You can if you pay for it. Allegedly.

Clip it, Biff.

I love me some Whitmer but there is no way they put two women on this ticket. I think it's either Kelly or Shapiro.

The entire first row is just Kansas. 23 examples of suck.

Fer sure.

1,208 as of 4:00. She needs 1,976.

Souped up, jacked up, cracked up, stacked up Louie's got the gear and Charlie's got his back up Go, no And don't it make you feel good?

I have a family member expecting this summer. The kid's middle name will be Emit. Not pronounced like Emmett Smith. But long E-mit as in "to send out a beam, noise, smell or gas. " I'm going to call the kid Fart.

Trial by combat.

I say neigh neigh

I was trying to be unifying.

This has to be the weirdest Presidential election ever. Former President running again who has spent the last 5 years fending off legal issues and impeachments. Oh, and who also just had an attempt made on his life. Trump alone makes this a whackadoodle election. Now throw in the incumbent pulling an LBJ and this election has gone plaid.

I still haven't gotten the recipe correct. And a former Texadelphia employee (allegedly) gave it to me.

Can you park leased 3 Series BMW in the restaurant?

Completely agree. Plus, we have ventured over toward Leadville and done some hiking over there. I think in our 10-12 trips we have onnly done a few repeats too and that was usually due to time/weather constraints. txduck87: If you have not already done so, head up to the Baldy Mountain trailhead off of Baldy Road. FYI, there is pretty limited parking. One of the trails leads to an old mining camp (sort of SW of the main trail/road. If you head north, you can loop back around to the Sallie Barber Mine and then the Baldy trailhead. Warning, this is uphill to get started, then mostly downhill to Sallie Barber (depending on which route you take) and then uphill back to the Baldy trailhead. It's not a total butt kicker but it takes some time. Another really good one is Boreas Pass. The road there sucks because it's single track and you will meet other cars coming down/up the road. There are pullouts but you might be backing up to get to one. Not for the faint of heart. If you've never done the Burro Trail from that starts back behind Maggie's Pond at the base of Peak 9, it's worth doing as well. DO NOT do this one if it has rained recently though. It's a horse trail too so look out for horseshit.

Will any of us be alive in 2038?

An enterprising lefty should dig up the stats on how many same sex partners are in jail for abusing/killing their spouses vs. "Trad" marriages. Let's get real. But trad fuckers don't want that put there.

[Republican knucklehead]He's broke just like me![/Republican knucklehead]

Shit, I'd consider getting divorced now before it's harder to do and I don't even want to get divorced.

Technically, in the lake.