Everything posted by Macanudo
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Horrible way to die new stories
The guy who paid for the cocaine.
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4th of July Texas Flood
Briscoe needs to crawl back under the bridge he collects tolls at.
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2025 Thread of the Rains
At this point, Texas and Florida are pretty much neck and neck when it comes to "deservin' it."
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4th of July Texas Flood
Yeah, this one hits really, really close to home. The son was in my wife's class this school year.
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2025 Thread of the Rains
The first ten seconds of this clip....
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2025 Thread of the Rains
I am reminded of the scene in True Lies when the bomb is going to go off in the Keys. Now, I realize that nuclear bomb is a little bit more intense but the overall point remains the same... You put out weather alerts on FB, X, local radio/TV, state wide alerts, smoke signals, whatever the fuck works. Sirens in the most suspectible places (at a minimum.) I don't fucking care that it was July 4th, local PD AND the state troopers should have been out warning the camps and campgrounds. Instead, we get videos of state troopers standing and gawking at the flooding. Will some of these storms be nothing burgers? Absolutely. Will people still die Yep. Will 50 die needlessly? I'd bet Greg Abbott's wheels that they wouldn't. Does anyone think Greg Abbott was woken up at 4:00 when the shit hit the fan? Roller Boy was probably sleeping soundly in his Trump PJs dreaming of mushrooms. GIB --you tell the son of bitch this is Bright Boy Alert. Repeat, a Bright Boy Alert. And I need a patch of the White House ASAP. That's right-- HARRY (overlapping) ... the Coast Guard has to clear them back to a twenty mile radius. Anybody that can't make the minimum safe distance we need an airlift on, immediately-- Gib whips around to Harry, lowering his headset mike. GIB I can get 3 Marine Corps Harriers here in about 12 minutes. They're on maneuvers out of Boca Chica.
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4th of July Texas Flood
[Abbott] It could have been worse[/Abbott]
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Horrible way to die new stories
Getting an Austin Powers vibe here.
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4th of July Texas Flood
Correction: It's called Brisket's Speedo.
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4th of July Texas Flood
He's not alone.
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2025 Thread of the Rains
I was waiting until I had good news/confirmation but a friend/co-worker's daughter is a counselor at Mystic. She's safe but now, like all of the survivors, the PTSD is going to be a motherfucker. A student my wife taught this school year, and his family, are still among the missing or possibly dead. They were camping.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Everything is free if you're brave enough.
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Tariff wars, they have began
Can't you just buy regular aloe and rub it on your junk?
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Trump’s America
Ain't nobody concerned with your weekend plans.
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Trump’s America
You could have just said Aggies and Sooners.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
The rich stay healthy and sick stay poor.
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The destruction of America's public education system
You just described the American business model. Most companies, of all types but especially middle to large, are run by idiots who have yes men/women doing their bidding and the company usually only survives because middle management is holding the place together with bailing wire and duct tape.
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Firefighters ambushed by gunman while responding to brush fire in Idaho
You're going to generalize on 500,000,000+ women? And how big exactly is your sample size?
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Project Hail Mary
I knew immediately, loser.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
The stands are full of people with the same last name and each of them brought Uncle Dad to the game.
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The "Post a Picture You Took" thread
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Thom Tillis can suck it.
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The "Post a Picture You Took" thread
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Let them eat dirt.
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This Land Is Mine! public lands (NPS, BLM, NFS, etc.)
And Lisa Murkowski is a jelly fish spined wuss. She ended up voting for the bill.