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Macanudo

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  1. Is that the one with where Storm Daniels takes on all cummers?
  2. Is it chrome with a folding buttstock, does he smoke a cigar when he shoots it and love it when a plan comes together?
  3. Somebody get that to Thujone, stat!
  4. Gunny Highway would like to have a word with you about the liberation of Grenada.
  5. He's giving the speech at the Livingston County Sherrif's Office. The question I have is.... Indoor or outdoor?
  6. I've wondered this about the Adam and Eve stuff. If there were other animals in the Garden of Eden, were there mating/breeding pairs or just male animals like Adam. If it was just males, when God created Eve, did he create all of the rest of the female animals? If he created mating/breeding pairs, then that means all animals alive today evolved from just 2 animals. That's a lot of inbreeding. The Garden of Eden would have been somewhere in proximity to the Levant. How did animals that only live in North and South America get there? Were animals that God created in the Garden sin free as well until Adam and Eve fucked around and found? Does that mean that a loving and benevolent God doomed all of his creations to lives of pain and death only because his humans fucked up? Or did the other animals in the Garden live and die there meaning he made things expendable. Why didn't God create Adam, and Eve, without the ability to sin? Why tempt them? Maybe Depeche Mode was right... God's got a sick sense of humor.
  7. Did anyone else read that first tweet headline in the voice of the Law and Order guy?
  8. Yep. I'm going to start drinking again. Heavily.
  9. Being on oxygen is a nice touch.
  10. You'll geta McRib and you'll like it!
  11. That's quite the bikini. The top covers a lot and the bottom is interesting.
  12. He's no longer in jeopardy.
  13. Yes, because the track record for entitled, spoiled rich kids is filled with people who have become a net good on society.
  14. Happy endings don't happen by themselves.
  15. Got a letter last week that they are canceling my car insurance. They cited 2 wrecks that one of the Macanudo-ettes has been at fault for (one in 2022 and one in 2024.) I've had my car and renters/homeowners/rental property insurance as well as all of my banking with them since 1996. I never filed a renter's claim in 14 years as a renter and filed one homeowner's claim in 14 years (water damage after a burst pipe almost 8 years ago.) I've had rental property coverage for 13 years and never filed a claim. I realize car and homeowners are separate on paper but damn if this doesn't suck. USAA has definitely felt like more of a traditional corporate entity the last few years and less like the insurance company that they used to be. So, long story short.... Any good reqs for insurance? I'm in Houston so if someone has a local State Farm/Allstate/whatever agent they like let me know. I'll most likely move the homeowners/rental property policy as well because of the price break on that sort of thing.
  16. I hope they made sure the check cleared before authorizing the event.
  17. So, uh, what was the warrant for?
  18. Can't a boy have daddy issues?
  19. There can be only one: https://youtu.be/bmfudW7rbG0?si=Sgnd0Cc-F3z3XEd4
  20. How's the gas station pizza near you? I found a while that it's really a thing and not just the Hunt Brothers shit we get down here but actual honest to goodness real stuff.
  21. Everybody wants some
  22. The space equivalent of a three hour tour.
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