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Macanudo

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  1. Today I found out that I share a birthday with J.D. Vance, Couchfucker.
  2. Yes, I am a pirate, two hundred year too late The cannons don't thunder, there's nothin' to plunder I'm an over-forty victim of fate Arriving too late, arriving too late.
  3. There's reasonable chance that JD snuck off to the bathroom on the plane with one of those cinnamom rolls and made sweet pastry love.
  4. Stormy Daniels should the featured dancer, I mean performer, I mean speaker.
  5. Optimism starts on Kamala's inauguration day.
  6. I don't know. Is there enough poop in his diaper for all of them?
  7. What has the American press done in the last 5-6 years to make you believe they are going to do anything but ignore Trump's weirdness and idiocy (at best) or outright laud and praise him?
  8. Plus Rumspringa isn't going to party by itself.
  9. He had to destroy the village to save it.
  10. A School of the Americas? Because then you'd have the full backing and funding of the U.S. military behind you.
  11. And teachers get a whole $250 tax deduction on all of those personally purchased supplies too!
  12. I said I before and I'll say it again... Take it to the "Better Off Dead" Thread.
  13. My guess is the Rolls Royce of Korea.... the Hyundai Genesis.
  14. Are these "People for Kamala" going to be regular, rotational things? Because they should be. Maybe round out with Latinas, then Asian women and Asian men before rotating back through the list again. That would take us through August. Then maybe do stuff like Nurses For Kamala, Teachers For Kamala, etc?
  15. Would you guys take all this fancy French talk to the "Better Off Dead" Thread?
  16. No shit. And that bomb/grenade drop was accurate as shit.
  17. You forgot Colonel Lingus.
  18. What is needed to win or what is needed to keep shenanigans from happening because of MAGA controlled election boards?
  19. Texas beating OU and the World Series.
  20. Someone mentioned terminal uniqueness upthread. Damn, if I didn't do that to myself a lot before I stopped drinking. I think everyone has some of that in their life, drinker or not. But booze (or really any addictive substance) makes that impulse go to 11. As I spend more and more time sober (coming up on 2.5 years in August), I am constantly reminding myself that my problems are relatively minor compared to a lot of people and that my life is also relatively "easy" as well. I don't struggle to put food on my family's table. I pay a little extra on my mortgage each month (let alone the fact that I own a home like I do in the neighborhood I live in). I didn't realize until I stopped drinking what I really had to lose. To anyone struggling, keep fighting. The alternatives are far, far worse.
  21. I saw a headline a few days ago that depending on how the election goes, as much as 25% of the population might try to leave Venezuela. That's 7 miliion people. Oof.
  22. I think Hugo might have just admitted to crossing swords.
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