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Macanudo

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  1. And that was different from every other day how exactly?
  2. Nah man. Tell them Ramone from the called and you have Herpes Simplex 10.
  3. You could say it stalled or even broke down.
  4. I'm baffled at how someone thinks Harris isn't presidential enough when she's running against arguably the stupidest and most immature POTUS ever who is still a threat to win again.
  5. It's pretty remarkable that the Russians can keep their Tu-95s air worthy. I guess since it's the backbone of their strategic bombing force, they've kept too much theft and grift happening to them but I have to imagine that the ones they can send up have to be held together duct tape and spackle.
  6. [MAGA Fucktards] The Tree of Liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of Patriots and Tyrants[/MAGA Fucktards]
  7. Robert, is that you?
  8. Mortician has let herself go.
  9. From the Mayflower Ship or moved by Mayflower Trucking?
  10. Squirrel!
  11. Don't worry. Kamala has the Indian vote locked up.
  12. He gets around. Like your mom.
  13. I bet J.D. likes lots of cushion for pushin' when he's making love to his couch.
  14. Well, someone has to live in Sun City.
  15. Clip it, Biff.
  16. I love me some Whitmer but there is no way they put two women on this ticket. I think it's either Kelly or Shapiro.
  17. The entire first row is just Kansas. 23 examples of suck.
  18. 1,208 as of 4:00. She needs 1,976.
  19. Souped up, jacked up, cracked up, stacked up Louie's got the gear and Charlie's got his back up Go, no And don't it make you feel good?
  20. I have a family member expecting this summer. The kid's middle name will be Emit. Not pronounced like Emmett Smith. But long E-mit as in "to send out a beam, noise, smell or gas. " I'm going to call the kid Fart.
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