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Bobby_Batronic

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  1. Probably naive of me, but why isn’t an understanding that “everyone we want out gets out without so much as a scratch of paint on a C-17, or there will be a JDAMathon like you can’t believe now that you goat fuckers are exposed in urban areas” an option?
  2. Correct me if I’m wrong, but the lower bowl was built at all at once and should be relatively symmetrical to itself? Look, the aggies have four mismatched sides to their stadium, seats with views to nowhere, and a field that had to be shifted 10 yards towards one endzone to make the sight lines work out after the rebuild. And no one can tell on game day because it’s not obvious. If our sideline area behind the field would end up uneven then so be it. No one would see it with the teams standing in there, and tv wouldn’t focus on it. The uprights being off center will be obvious to everyone with any awareness extending past their navel.
  3. We would be lampooning anyone else for the same BS. Everyone understands the field is set correctly to itself. That having it reset to the stadium, particularly when the carpet was being replaced anyway, was too much to ask in the midst of a $175M project is asinine. What would the cost of a new survey and hole add to the project? .00057% if we priced it like a military acquisition?
  4. I think the Afghanis were told “Two weeks to stop the spread” and assumed we were talking about the goat fucking, fundamentalist militants.
  5. He clearly knows what he’s doing, but Flood wouldn’t be the first coach to try and start first off the bus, practice warriors over game performers. Competition will reveal all.
  6. They just need to admit that they’re following the Spirit operating playbook.
  7. That’s not true. You can be Covid positive, but you will be seated on the exterior of the departing C-17s.
  8. Sometimes there’s few options left when your masculinity is that strong. Otherwise the entire Pom Squad would be pregnant from having been on the same field that he once walked on.
  9. It’s a gyro stabilized camera mount that swings down on a wire to focus on and broadcast attractive wimmenz dancing in chaps on Adzillatron during game breaks
  10. I guess the NEZ scoreboard is a next year project. They should put some flat screens on the side of the party decks for all the fans getting boned out of seeing action in the SEZ. Or put the opposing fans there so their view is blocked and the UT party people above them can welcome them as befits their station.
  11. Naw. I had concerns about Mock after my shitty HS team worked him. What people said about Chance is that he by far had the best Longhorn ass tattoo of any QB on the team.
  12. Credit to Herman for asking to get the stadium painted. The upper deck shows just how worn the rest of it looked once upon a time.
  13. Quality troll.
  14. I’m sure MB occasionally called for exact plays, but more often than not asked for things like “ give me something safe that could break...” and left the rest up to GD. I don’t remotely believe Mack was in depth in the play calling.
  15. I would believe that if I hadn’t seen things like the Tony Jeffery reverse, the Brett Robin screen or watch us only motion a WR to run the same sprint right, rub route on critical conversion situations. Dear Greg called plays in a vacuum. Mack may have dictated that Chile’s get some playing time, but Gregory did what he did. That being rarely factoring in the human animal into his x and o inanity.
  16. Cut out switches and shit. I’ve seen it speculated that the control lock was still in because the ailerons and elevators are perfectly neutral throughout the crash sequence, but if you’ve seen the control lock on one of those it seems implausible. Some speculation that the seat slid all the way back.
  17. Completely spitballing, but it looks like a control cable broke, was rigged backwards or maybe a CG shift/aft CG. He probably knew he was dead for a few moments before hitting the ground.
  18. I always loved how GDGD would insert Chiles into the game, and the play was by god going to him. The defense could literally abandon everyone else, because dear Greg couldn’t think deep enough to consider the possibility of a decoy being used.
  19. Their wallets suffice.
  20. An NFL paycheck or prospects will do that for you. Turns out he wasn’t on drugs. Just came up with an embarrassing solution to a receding hairline.
  21. Quite probably true, but his commitment to the look was...impressive.
  22. It wasn’t so long ago that our kicker looked as if he had just pulled his head out of the tailpipe of a running jet engine.
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