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Bobby_Batronic

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  1. They’re pretty much all close losses. And that’s the problem. We find ways to lose close games, and we make every game...a close game.
  2. Maybe he multiplied 2,200 yards by 4 db’s and arrived at nearly 9000 yards. Unless there’s a nickel or a spur. So you have 5 db’s, but I wouldn’t worry about that little guy.
  3. I dunno. I kinda see a zoom call reminiscent of the scene from Dances With Wolves where Costner’s character slowly realizes that the commander of Ft. Hays is crazy. Mack, instead of mad scribblings and references to English knights, advises Urban while alternately taking a bite from a fresh baked cookie and a half wrapped stick of butter before standing up and revealing that he’s pissed himself.
  4. Thought there were whispers of Hermdog hitting practice with alcohol on his breath last year.
  5. “Just stand there assholes”was kinda ambiguous.
  6. If you want to make Texas a better place take Urb off the shelf and make the change. Nuh, nah, nah. Nuh, nah, nah.....
  7. Das Portal and zero eligibility penalty year combining with Urban returning to a blue blood ought to bring forth a few candidates who won’t need to be built up from the high school ranks though I’m not opposed to loading up on those studs either. * sorry, I was trying to reply to LTX above your post.
  8. 8-4 or 9-3 seem entirely probable in Urban’s first year as the roster cycles a bit and we still have no answers at multiple positions. Shit gets real in year two imoho. Texas is in better shape than when Tom found it, but not in better shape than Ohio State when Urban stepped in.
  9. Please. 85%+ of the population will look at the letter after the name and pull the handle. The world is imploding, mountain out of molehill BS will largely be shelved for 3 more years lest the waterheaded, undecided target audience get tired of the white noise too soon.
  10. He is, but only for hyper political assholes. The rest of us will tune into about 12-18 months out.
  11. WOLVERINES!!!!
  12. I like to think of that as The Vic Mackey Lackey.
  13. Sam is about as skilled as Helen Keller on deep passes to non senior year Devin Duvernay. Deep shots need to be taken every quarter, but they are far and away not our forte, and, even if Sam were a talented deep passer, our WR’s win contested catches at about as often as Tom Herman goes undefeated against the unranked teams on the schedule. We’re a pass first (short to intermediate), Sam’s legs second and try not to fuck up inside zone or stretch third type of offense. Sam’s legs are the straw that stirs our drink keeping defenders either in conflict or undermanned with someone in the back 7 spying him. There it is. Go forth and score. The offense is largely there. By that I mean the plays are often their to be made, but we call them like we have Dwayne Haskins throwing instead of Sam.
  14. It’s funny since it’s basically the equivalent of 2 F15’s, 2 F14’s or 4 F16’s.
  15. Isn’t that standard fare when marrying a stripper?
  16. I”m gonna go ahead and disagree a bit with you. The hours are already paid for and in the budget. As are maintenance costs. And it’s a use it or loose it equation. Beating up the airspace over Kansas might be good for one mission. Perhaps these B2’s let the air wings at Eglin and Homestead come up and play before hitting the range on the way home with some blue bomblets and maybe had a tanker squadron or two join up for some practice. Which makes the 20 minute jaunt and flyover worthwhile. Or maybe it was a straight recruiting tool for a nationally televised game with some extended flight time and experience thrown in to boot. There’s a host of reasons this could be done and turned into a justifiable sortie.
  17. I liked the one so low and loud that it fucked up Adzillatron.
  18. Troy’s just pissed that he spent his time rolling around in a slow ass Hawker 800.
  19. It’s a recruitment tool and the flyovers are often worked into training missions. It doesn’t remotely ruffle my feathers.
  20. The insecure ones do it themselves. Otherwise they have lackeys do it for them.
  21. Riley is experiencing his first year without a certifiable Heisman candidate under center, and their roster is cycling a bit. I don’t really care about what he does in the playoffs. He’s good enough to push this league’s shit like a Kashi enema.
  22. Franklin would be a good coach and respectable hire, but his tenure would just be a continuation of the multi decade sister kiss that has been Texas football outside of a 5 year stint under Brown. I guess hoping to win 1 out of every 3 or 4 conference championships in a shitty conference is asking for the moon, but I think Franklin would struggle to do so. We’re not lucky enough for Riley to move on, and to have OU hire someone truly craptastic. So we need a real alpha to come to Austin and wrangle this league into submission by its truck nuts.
  23. My experience with hospital nurses indicates that this candy stripper’s entire body weight would equal about one pants leg worth of an average, everyday nurse.
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