I'm sure we'd get an excellent response
"Many people are saying this is the greatest trophy kill in the history of mankind. I should know I have a trophy wife and who am I kidding, if I could, I'd be hooking up with my trophy daughter Ivanka. Just the other day a big burly guy, MAGA ROD, tweeted with tears in his eyes that I've done more for killing off terrorists than any person ever. He said those 'suckers and loser Generals' can't even hold my orange tinted bath water. So I called our Iranian Ambassador, David SomeGuy - a great lawyer, one of the most successful lawyers in the country before he decided to do what he's doing. I said David, they want me to spin a story about Iran and the CIA keeping Osama bin Laden alive. It's a beautiful story, one of the best stories I've never told. David said, Sir this is a Wendy's drive through we have your double double and supersized Frosty ready at the next window"