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Irwin F Fletcher

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  1. Kanye West. What do I win? Though he is taking the more unconventional route of write in votes.
  2. It's midnight here and there just not enough fires and naked chicks.......I actually heard someone say "I'm sorry when they bumped into you"..... I'm finishing my drink and jumping on Mrs. Chief of Police Thanks for streaming, I'll catch the fewd replay
  3. It'd be cool if he could do the drum solo from Phil Collins "I Can Feel it in the Air"
  4. Is the drummer taking requests? He keeps playing the same beat.
  5. You need to get closer.
  6. "Pan down, pan down........ We've got Bush"
  7. Not the super hairy ones though.
  8. FFS! YOU HAD ONE JOB! kidding. Stay safe
  9. Hell yeah! I'll have you know I can still fit into my size 28 waist jeans.
  10. If I had to guess Paw Patrol was cancelled because it was losing market share or the President used the opportunity of the protests to have it cancelled because, as we know, he is not the biggest dog fan.
  11. If he's telling you about liberal conspiracies he's not living in a bubble.
  12. Key question. Do you know which way to hold your phone while capturing video?
  13. As pointed out he was naming things within his field of view. He was looking at Kelly Ann Conway when he said "person", he knows that referring to her true name "she-beast" wouldn't go well.
  14. When I speak to the President later today on Twitter I will also inform him that I won't be changing the names of our great military bases and forts. Point of note however, just like the fine senator for Oklahoma I also don't have the authority to change the names of these fine forts.
  15. FFS Dan!
  16. I like the way you roll
  17. Dammit Fuck! It clearly states in the email not to share this with anyone. Now there's going to be a run on these crappy hats.
  18. Well he did say that was one of the easier questions.
  19. I really don't care if this has already been posted. Holy. Fucking. Shit!
  20. Ummm, I'm pretty sure it's not getting by our brand new border wall with Mexico.The Orange Man out front should've told ya.
  21. Hope Hicks blowjob, then a nap.
  22. Someone should probably make Trump and his team aware of this "internet thing", it has a fantastic memory. President Donald Trump says he wants the nation "opened up and just raring to go by Easter" -- a date just more than two weeks away that few health experts believe will be sufficient in containing the spread of coronavirus.
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