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Irwin F Fletcher

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  1. Hey Mulvaney, Eat a bag of dicks!
  2. Be our guest Be our guest Put our cleaning to a test Tie a mask around your face If not we'll put your family in its place Hand sanitizer No need for winterizer Summer in Florida with the Rona It's ever hotter than Arizona Be our guest Be our guest No need for herd immunity We'll keep the rides spaced apart in our community Be our guest Be our guest Be best!
  3. Reminded me of this gem. http://www.cc.com/video-clips/ng1ctl/the-daily-show-with-trevor-noah-drunk-history--trump-edition
  4. I blame daylight savings.
  5. So Trump thinks forcing the retirement of a conservative SC judge before the election is a good play? I guess if he doesn't think democratic turnout is going to be high already, that move should send it over the top.
  6. That's spot on. I even read it unconsciously with a backwards drawl.
  7. Unfortunate but true.
  8. LONER for President! Sounds like a winning campaign.
  9. I'm surprised we haven't had to resort to this, and it's probably a good thing that the President is tuned out on a daily basis. If his staff wanted to make sure the President actually "consumed" his daily brief they would present it to him over a faux Fox News feed.
  10. They will be accidently emailed to Democrats in Congress.
  11. I sorta hope this is what Trump believes his ace up his sleeve to be. It would backfire magnificently and probably solidify a solid turnout across the nation for Democrats.
  12. My guess is that the culprit is a large frog. We had the same issue at our community pool a few years back. I wouldn't have believed it had I not witnessed it with my own eyes, a frog shitting out a child sized poop.
  13. NUKE: Oh he may get wooly, Presidents do get wooly, because of all the stress... CRASH: I hate people who get the words wrong. It ain't 'woolly' it's 'weary' and it nobody's got stress, they're tired of fake press. Working on Bull Durham 2, Presidential Boogaloo screen play. Anyone here have connections in Hollywood?
  14. Alright Surly drunks, you have 2.5 hours until we kick you out. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
  15. So basically "everybody was Kung flu fighting, those coughs were fast as lightning"
  16. That's probably the highest he could raise it without shaking uncontrollably and losing grip on it.
  17. This is going to come as a shock to some. It's because he is a fucking idiot. We have an actual fucking idiot running our country.
  18. Who ironically lost his eye to a defective IUD, though not during combat.
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