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Irwin F Fletcher

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  1. NUKE: Oh he may get wooly, Presidents do get wooly, because of all the stress... CRASH: I hate people who get the words wrong. It ain't 'woolly' it's 'weary' and it nobody's got stress, they're tired of fake press. Working on Bull Durham 2, Presidential Boogaloo screen play. Anyone here have connections in Hollywood?
  2. Alright Surly drunks, you have 2.5 hours until we kick you out. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
  3. So basically "everybody was Kung flu fighting, those coughs were fast as lightning"
  4. That's probably the highest he could raise it without shaking uncontrollably and losing grip on it.
  5. This is going to come as a shock to some. It's because he is a fucking idiot. We have an actual fucking idiot running our country.
  6. Who ironically lost his eye to a defective IUD, though not during combat.
  7. Of course they did. FFS America is falling hard.
  8. FFS! Even Blue Bell is trying to keep the man down.
  9. Wait. Is the rally in West Virginia?
  10. The stumble that caused Pence to lose the VP spot in 2020.
  11. "Have that removed"
  12. He's just a fat man from a racist family. Spare him his life from his racist ancestry?
  13. Mama, just killed 120,000 menPut a pandemic against their headPulled aside their masks, now they're deadMama, my presidency had just begunBut now I've gone and thrown it all away
  14. Many people are saying Trump shits the best.
  15. Trump is too big of a pussy to declare war on another country. It's too late in the game to make for a positive political impact and if it were to blow up in his face he wouldn't be able to withstand the ridicule from his dictator friends. Any conflict orchestrated by Trump will be on domestic soil. At best he'll leverage it to declare a state of emergency around the election, worst it leads to a bloodbath of citizens across the country.
  16. FFS America! What is up with the racism?
  17. They were already booked, playing a better paying gig for a group of dentists.
  18. Whoever they cast, she'll need to be horny and if they can get Arnold in a cameo saying "it's not a tumor" that would be fantastic.
  19. Hold on. There's a Tiffany Trump?
  20. My rule of thumb was to always include a song from Sade.
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