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Irwin F Fletcher

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  1. Unfortunate but true.
  2. LONER for President! Sounds like a winning campaign.
  3. I'm surprised we haven't had to resort to this, and it's probably a good thing that the President is tuned out on a daily basis. If his staff wanted to make sure the President actually "consumed" his daily brief they would present it to him over a faux Fox News feed.
  4. They will be accidently emailed to Democrats in Congress.
  5. I sorta hope this is what Trump believes his ace up his sleeve to be. It would backfire magnificently and probably solidify a solid turnout across the nation for Democrats.
  6. My guess is that the culprit is a large frog. We had the same issue at our community pool a few years back. I wouldn't have believed it had I not witnessed it with my own eyes, a frog shitting out a child sized poop.
  7. NUKE: Oh he may get wooly, Presidents do get wooly, because of all the stress... CRASH: I hate people who get the words wrong. It ain't 'woolly' it's 'weary' and it nobody's got stress, they're tired of fake press. Working on Bull Durham 2, Presidential Boogaloo screen play. Anyone here have connections in Hollywood?
  8. Alright Surly drunks, you have 2.5 hours until we kick you out. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
  9. So basically "everybody was Kung flu fighting, those coughs were fast as lightning"
  10. That's probably the highest he could raise it without shaking uncontrollably and losing grip on it.
  11. This is going to come as a shock to some. It's because he is a fucking idiot. We have an actual fucking idiot running our country.
  12. Who ironically lost his eye to a defective IUD, though not during combat.
  13. Of course they did. FFS America is falling hard.
  14. FFS! Even Blue Bell is trying to keep the man down.
  15. Wait. Is the rally in West Virginia?
  16. The stumble that caused Pence to lose the VP spot in 2020.
  17. "Have that removed"
  18. He's just a fat man from a racist family. Spare him his life from his racist ancestry?
  19. Mama, just killed 120,000 menPut a pandemic against their headPulled aside their masks, now they're deadMama, my presidency had just begunBut now I've gone and thrown it all away
  20. Many people are saying Trump shits the best.
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