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Big Frog II

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  1. 19 minutes ago, Blotto said:

    Hopefully he and Pat Mcafee blow out all four knees in a 69 related fiasco. 

     

    Jerry wants to win in the same way that I want to sleep with Charlize Theron. Sure, its been my plan for like 20 years now, and I'm sure I'd enjoy it mightily, but tbh  I'm not really putting in the work to make it happen. 

     

    Your odds are better than Jerry's.

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  2. 1 hour ago, AeroHorn said:

    If I were Yormack, I would play into the aggy psyche to get them into Big12. All he has to do is praise them, call them champions, and practice their traditions (humping and other degenerate acts) a couple of times. Tell them that they don’t need SEC money but a stage to showcase their championship pedigree without the nefarious UT scheming to keep them down. Seal the deal with a few gentlemanly handshakes regarding premium level membership and aggy would trip over themselves in making ingratiating videos to their former and since new conference mates. 

    We really don't want them.  We only want schools that can compete for championships in something other than meat judging.

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  3. 1 hour ago, Hawndoh said:

    He hasn't coached anything in 20 years but I could see aggy giving Dat Nyugen a multi year contract.

    Bring back the wrecking crew!

    That would be entertaining 

    Yes, but who would run the Chick-fil-A at Montgomery Plaza?

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