Colonel: What is it, son?Johnson: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--Jet Pilot: Dick.Dick: Yeah?Jet Pilot: Take a look out of starboard.Dick: Oh my God, it looks like a huge--Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?Bird-Watching Woman: Wait, that's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's--Army Sergeant: Privates! We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with--Baseball Umpire: Two balls.[looking up from game]Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous--Chinese Teacher: Wang, pay attention!Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying--Musician: Willie.Willie Nelson: Yeah?Musician: What's that?Willie Nelson: [squints] Well, that looks like a giant--Colonel: Johnson?!Johnson: Yes, sir?Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.Basil: Did we get Dr. Evil?Johnson: No, sir. He got away in that rocket that looks like a huge--Schoolteacher: Penis. The male reproductive organ. Otherwise known as tallywhacker, schlong or--Dad: Weiner? Any of you kids want another weiner?Son: Dad? What's that? points at rocketDad: I don't know, son, but it's got great big--Peanut seller: Nuts! Hot salty nuts! Who wants some-- Lord Almighty!Woman: That looks just like my husband's--Ringmaster: One-eyed monster! Step right up and see the One-Eyed Monster!One-eyed Monster: jumps out and scares crowd, then points to the rocket Hey, what's that? It looks like a big--female Fan: Woody! Woody Harrelson? Can I have an autograph?Woody Harrelson: Sure thing. [Sees rocket] Oh my lord.Female fan: It's big!Woody: Nah, I've seen bigger, it's--