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SuckitKevin

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  1. I have a job that I will lose if I fight some fucksticks and get arrested. I was dealing with about 5 frat dudes that were trying to impress their girlfriends. They were adamant they weren’t moving. My wife saw my rage and was frantic trying to find someone to help. Two ushers just walked away and one showed up towards the end of the first quarter when I was chest to chest with the loudest of the dipshits. They were finally forced to move. That’s not what I expect when I buy $200 tickets. Somebody has to be responsible.
  2. I have to say, I called the AD’s office last year and complained about the issue. CDC called me back personally while I was driving somewhere. It was blue toothed to my radio and my kids were very impressed, they’d have never believed me if they hadn’t heard it. We talked for about 5 minutes and he told me he’d do what he could at the upcoming meetings but we’re kind of at the mercy of workers who are underpaid and apathetic at best. My suggestion was to at least have people who were solely in charge of removing squatters.
  3. Wasn’t able to make it this year but did anyone have trouble with squatters in your seats, that shit drives me insane especially when they argue with you or try the ol’ someone is in my seat. No they’re not, you don’t have a ticket, and if they are tell them to move. I almost got in a physical altercation because of this shit and questioned whether it was worth it to come back. Fuck it, hopefully I’ll be there next year, I promised my daughter.
  4. It looked like 92 (Vasek?) definitely got away with a clip. Fuck em, they were definitely holding all game.
  5. We played like we were afraid to get beat deep because Muhammad was out. Playing 5-10 yd cushions against a struggling qb was a terrible game plan to begin with. It allowed Lagway easy throws to gain confidence. It also looked like we were playing to contain the pocket rather than rush the passer. Lagway was already limited. That was another mistake. If you game plan bend but don’t break tactics it tends to limit aggressiveness. Defensively it looked like we were playing not to lose.
  6. This is where I’m at, why hire the Bears epic mistake? This guy sucks!
  7. This thread was a cesspool in the first half (like usual). Arch haters can suck a dick, he played his ass off!
  8. This is correct, we make 50 lbs at the end of deer season , smoke overnight, place in bags and seal for the next year. I’ve never had any issues with anything going bad. I’ve found some two yrs old that I thought I ate, cooked it and it was great.
  9. Wait til this weekend, it’s almost guaranteed
  10. I noticed Stroh got replaced yesterday. Everyone with eyes has seen that issue for 4 weeks but we decide to finally address it in our conference opener mid game. Shit’s infuriating. Best player plays and move on. I also thought we were going to play tighter coverage as a defense. It looked like we were scared of getting burned without Muhammad so we went back to 5 yard cushions. We gave a struggling qb easy throws and he made them. If we continue to play this defensive style with our current offense we’re fucked.
  11. When does WuLaw drop the prediction thread?
  12. Not sure if it’s a bad game plan or not, hard to tell when half the passes thrown are wildly inaccurate. He did that Uncle Rico shit again too. The next time he throws side arm with his feet parallel he should be pulled immediately, I don’t give a shit if it’s in the middle of a series, it’s fucking infuriating!
  13. Texas 52 UTEP 6 wr yds 277
  14. Leonard and his camp were such huge dickheads when they were accusing the Spurs organization of mismanaging his “injury” years ago. It was always about him going back home. Just be honest and don’t badmouth one of the best organizations in sports. In other words, fuck Kawhi!
  15. I initially agree but I don’t know what resources were on the ground. I work with a special medical unit that has two pints of whole blood on standby. If his airway was clear and they could infuse blood quickly it’s possible he survived.
  16. Texas 52 SJSU 10 rush yds 272
  17. Had an aggy send me the Ryan Clark video this morning as proof that Arch is overrated and sucks. I had to walk him through why Ryan Clark is full of shit. That said, Arch needs to calm his nerves and improve.
  18. The fucking crazy thing is his poor mechanics. I watched “the film guy” episode on Arch recently and he raved about his footwork and how he connected his lower body to his upper body. It’s on film! It’s almost as if he completely forgot how to play qb.
  19. Arch’s accuracy was terrible. His footwork was atrocious. It looked like he was trying to be Mahomes out there with all the sidearm shit. The goal line plays were on Sark, a sneak when the stacked the middle is just lazy. They’ll get better later in the year and hopefully get another shot.
  20. I thought for a minute Chad Briscoe was back.
  21. Bobby had an OSU guy on that said this might be an all time great OL. I’m not sure if that’s where all this is coming from. The guy seemed like one of the biggest homers I’ve listened to. It don’t make a shit, we’re gonna fuck them up.
  22. Texas 24 OSU 17 Arch 332
  23. I believe he suffered a concussion as well but it’s interesting to note that in an interview this summer he claims he didn’t.
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