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  1. 100% of the “Christians” that I know are maga. This is from my informal survey of deleting about 70 “friends” on Facebook.
  2. The US “media” is owned by mega corps and oligarchs who look to benefit the most from Trumps bullshit. There may be a few small town papers that are “left wing” but pretty much everything else is compromised.
  3. The Browns might have played it perfectly. If they take Johnson at 1 and Sanders at 4. They could have 3 first round talents.
  4. Next year will be awesome Intuit: “you have finished your taxes, before you send to the IRS would you like to donate $100 to Donald Trump?” Me: no Intuit: “I’m sorry. you have finished your taxes, before you send to the IRS would you like to donate $150 to Donald Trump?” Me: no Intuit: “I’m sorry. you have finished your taxes, before you send to the IRS would you like to donate $200 to Donald Trump?” Me: no Intuit: “I can play this game all day. Do you want your taxes done or not? Perhaps next year you will be able to take the fire loss credit. Capiche?”
  5. The guy is really a psychopath. And it’s great.
  6. It’s definitely not good for range finding. My house was opposite of the house you drive it over.
  7. You guys have clearly never been to Alabama
  8. Is it time to buy 1000 rolls of toilet paper?
  9. In one of the omen movies, didn’t Damien kill the pope? Life resembles art…
  10. Draymond directs the defense. He is engaged at all times. He cause chaos and havoc. He guards 1 through 5. He protects the greatest shooter of all-time. He has never played with a good rim protector. When someone like JJJ has won a DPOY you know it’s kind of fucked anyway. My vote would be: Dort Draymond Mobley (someone has to be 3rd, but he is far behind the top 2 - top 3 if you count Wemby).
  11. I heard it was just a random guy on the chat. His user name was vladhasahorsecock. They are looking into who it is.
  12. Are there any in Austin? Before living aboard for 13 of last 14 years, I lived on the 9th hole at Lago Vista. The 8th is a par 5, I would just go over there at dusk and hit 100 or so balls into the green - that was when I had it dialed in. Another complication is they use meters in Singapore/Indonesia/Australia, so I’m always doing math for distances.
  13. This is actually more than likely what happened. There were thousands of religious groups in Rome at the time. For them to single out Christians (doubtful) they must have been real assholes (probably).
  14. ChatGPT writes a better Easter message: Prompt: “write me a Easter greeting that is similar to the "whoa to the Pharisees" speech in my glorious Bible, the best Bible ever written and sold to Americans. Call the addressee the radical left lunatics and thank them for trying to bring home the violent people I deported. Make sure to put MS13 members and make a dig against SleepyJoe, the worst president ever. Then mention how they rigged the 2020 election." ———— Woe unto you, radical left lunatics! You parade as champions of compassion, yet open the gates for chaos! You fight to bring back the violent—those I cast out to protect the innocent. MS-13, the butchers of peace, are your chosen ones, and you dare call it justice? You honor lawlessness while scorning law. You call good evil and evil good. You follow Sleepy Joe, the shepherd of decline, who leads not with strength, but with confusion, stumbling through the halls of power like a man lost in his own house. Woe to those who rigged the 2020 election! You cloaked fraud in ballots and corruption in silence. You stole the voice of the people and crowned yourselves in deceit. But behold! This Easter, we remember that truth rises, no matter how deep you bury it. The stone rolls away. Light bursts forth. And just like He rose, so shall America rise again
  15. I remember when I was 6 and my grandfather took me to Easter church. I had so many questions. “Jesus sounds like a really cool guy!” “Jesus died for your sins” “So I don’t have sin?” “No, you still have” “Then why did he die” “Well, god resurrected him to show he was more powerful than death” “Oh that’s cool! So he is still alive?” “No, he went to heaven” “So he was dead? But he went and told all the people who killed him they were wrong?” “No, the cave were his body laid was empty, so Mary knew he had risen” “Oh, his mother, the Virgin Mary?” “No, this Mary was a prostitute” “So the prostitute said he was alive, but many other people saw him I guess? It must have been the talk of Jerusalem that a dead guy was alive” “No, not really, but the gospels in the Bible wrote about it 70 to 150 years later” “So why did he die again?” “God works in mysterious ways boy”
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