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Posts posted by Fastbreak
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Allen pounding it inside.
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Phish at Hollywood Bowl is an amazing scene, legendary venue.


I saw Phoenix there a few years back. It was pretty sweet (I was also tripping balls). -
After a year and a half or so, I am still a beginner. I’ve made tons of progress and have a really nice gear collection, but there are still hurdles.
Like when I started I felt my hands were too small to play a C chord. The i felt like I could never play a barre chord. Those things are tackled, But now, I really don’t see how I can play something like D/F#. My hand/thumb just can’t physically hold the low E and the chord. I can’t see what kind of stretching or practice I can do to make a difference. Any advice? -
in news first broken by me, Ja Morant is good.
He gave them a good Westbrook for sure. -
I really prefer Greek or Egyptian religions. They just didn’t take shit as seriously with killing and oppressing people, so they didn’t stick like the current big 3.
There are some great stories…Contendings of Horus and Set begins with the death of Osiris — killed by his brother, Set. There is a court battle between Set and Horus, Osiris’s son and reincarnation, about who gets to inherit Egypt. The Enead, ancestors, call for a break and tell the uncle and nephew to stop fighting and to meet back in court again in the morning. Set invites Horus to his house and that night the two end up having sex - But, right before Set ejaculates in Horus’s ass, Horus pulls out Set’s cock and holds it in his hand, and Set unknowingly ejaculates into Horus’s fist. In the morning, Set leaves all happy and heads to the garden. Horus takes his uncle’s semen to his mother/wife, Isis, who quickly cuts off the defiled hand and feeds it to a fish that swims away deep into the river (an important detail). Isis then jerks off her husband/son, collects his semen, and she goes to the garden and secretly wipes it on Set’s favorite lettuce, which he carelessly eats for breakfast.
Later that very morning, at court, Set announces to everyone that he has new information: “I had sex with Horus last night. He is therefore emasculated and has no right to the throne.” Everyone looks to Horus who just laughs and says, “He’s lying.”
“No,” Set replies, “I can prove it! Call forth my semen and it will come out of Horus’s head [where it was believed all semen is stored].” They call out for it, but the semen doesn’t come out of Horus’s head; it comes out of a fish suddenly seen sailing through the air from out of the river! Everyone laughs (because it implies that Set fucked a fish last night). Horus then says that the opposite it actually the case. “The truth is that I fucked my uncle Set. Call out to my semen and it will appear right where it should.” They call it forth, and the semen sure enough appears as a shiny drop in the center of uncle Set’s forehead.
Suddenly, from out of nowhere, Thoth appears and grabs Horus’s semen, slaps it onto his own head, and crowns himself King of Egypt
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It’s interesting how the anointing of oil on the head will be picked up by the Hebrews, who will call the holy oil, ‘shemen.’-
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Good call actually. Rui went a bit overboard
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Just a basketball play
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Has JJJ played?
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Ja is disengaged. Maybe thinking about the champagne room later.
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Shit changes year by year lol. And the wolves have 1 21 YO cornerstone and potentially a 22YO cornerstone player. They turned departing DLO into Conley, NAW and 3 2nd round picks
We will see how it goes
Neither player is signed past next year. With the new CBA rules I’m not sure they could sign both (of course they will resign Ant), but that will put them over the current cap with just ant, kat and Gobert). -
Butler to the locker room. Who would have thought that basketball is more dangerous than the Roman coliseum…
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Dang all those folks gonna be mad af at 4-8
Will they?
They’ve won more than 5 games exactly once since 2011.-
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Bucks are getting drilled with no lube
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I went to get a coffee down the street and MIL forgot how to score while I was gone.
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I knew I had seen her before…-
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Ant is great, but the rest of that team is Charmin. He's the real deal, though.

Ooops. We forgot that Ant will need an extension. -
Horford was a liability
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Trae and Murray are doing work.
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I’m pretty sure the Hawks bench won’t shoot 95% in the 2nd half (I think the 1 miss was a JJohnson acrobatic dunk miss).
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The Kawhi/PG trade might actually rival the Gobert trade as the worst ever. -
Celtics are way better without Kyrie.
By “Celtics” you meant “every team”?-
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Religion is a plague that needs to be curb stomped. It has brought the most pain, misery, war and death on humanity while hindering most progress.
It’s time to end the fairy tales…-
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Weak on defense, and still figuring out how to best play together on offense -- suns look like an early season team.
Chris Paul is such a liability...
How does a point god play with 2 wings who combine for 70+ points end up with 7 assists? -
Curry hasn’t been that awesome, yet he has 36
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Josh Hart is the goat?