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Fastbreak

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  1. Are there any in Austin? Before living aboard for 13 of last 14 years, I lived on the 9th hole at Lago Vista. The 8th is a par 5, I would just go over there at dusk and hit 100 or so balls into the green - that was when I had it dialed in. Another complication is they use meters in Singapore/Indonesia/Australia, so I’m always doing math for distances.
  2. This is actually more than likely what happened. There were thousands of religious groups in Rome at the time. For them to single out Christians (doubtful) they must have been real assholes (probably).
  3. ChatGPT writes a better Easter message: Prompt: “write me a Easter greeting that is similar to the "whoa to the Pharisees" speech in my glorious Bible, the best Bible ever written and sold to Americans. Call the addressee the radical left lunatics and thank them for trying to bring home the violent people I deported. Make sure to put MS13 members and make a dig against SleepyJoe, the worst president ever. Then mention how they rigged the 2020 election." ———— Woe unto you, radical left lunatics! You parade as champions of compassion, yet open the gates for chaos! You fight to bring back the violent—those I cast out to protect the innocent. MS-13, the butchers of peace, are your chosen ones, and you dare call it justice? You honor lawlessness while scorning law. You call good evil and evil good. You follow Sleepy Joe, the shepherd of decline, who leads not with strength, but with confusion, stumbling through the halls of power like a man lost in his own house. Woe to those who rigged the 2020 election! You cloaked fraud in ballots and corruption in silence. You stole the voice of the people and crowned yourselves in deceit. But behold! This Easter, we remember that truth rises, no matter how deep you bury it. The stone rolls away. Light bursts forth. And just like He rose, so shall America rise again
  4. I remember when I was 6 and my grandfather took me to Easter church. I had so many questions. “Jesus sounds like a really cool guy!” “Jesus died for your sins” “So I don’t have sin?” “No, you still have” “Then why did he die” “Well, god resurrected him to show he was more powerful than death” “Oh that’s cool! So he is still alive?” “No, he went to heaven” “So he was dead? But he went and told all the people who killed him they were wrong?” “No, the cave were his body laid was empty, so Mary knew he had risen” “Oh, his mother, the Virgin Mary?” “No, this Mary was a prostitute” “So the prostitute said he was alive, but many other people saw him I guess? It must have been the talk of Jerusalem that a dead guy was alive” “No, not really, but the gospels in the Bible wrote about it 70 to 150 years later” “So why did he die again?” “God works in mysterious ways boy”
  5. Shai broke his 100,000 game streak of 20+ points and they still win by fify
  6. That was an ass kicking
  7. This is not real, right? He should start pushing selling pork to the Saudis.
  8. What do you guys find the best/fastest/easiest way to get true distances for each club? I use to play a lot back in the day and had a good general idea, but now I’m old as fuck and can’t hit my PW 150 anymore.
  9. It’s a good sign when the nuggets can win with just an average Joker night. 29/9/12. Ho hum.
  10. No. I never went for it. Was always on a work pass.
  11. Not my choice [emoji30]
  12. He’s looking around thinking: “I’m the smartest guy in this arena. My mom was right! I am a good boy!”
  13. I’m moving back to Austin from Singapore next month. I am getting more and more concerned about going through customs. I’m entering via San Francisco, so maybe that will be a good thing, but it’s weighing on my mind.
  14. I know he had 11 points, but I was asking myself “did Max Christie play?”
  15. Aldama is a really good player
  16. AD got hurt? It’s a good thing they aren’t paying him $190m over the next 3 years…
  17. If defense wins championships then why would you trade for Kyrie? Clearly he is not a defensive stopper. He is a great offensive player. Why then the change of philosophy after making the finals? None of it makes any sense.
  18. Still waiting for that one laker fan to say it was a bad trade.
  19. Young is playing as poorly as possible so far. 10-0 Heat.
  20. 2 win or go home games today. The hawks have a pretty cool player intro video
  21. They never stopped policing the blacks and browns…
  22. You also forgot that George Wallace got 15% of the vote in 1968.
  23. wtf does that even mean?
  24. I was listening to the press secretary talking about this and if I wouldn't have known it was her, I would have just assumed Satan was talking to me directly. It's amazing that the "Christians" of this country have become full on followers of the anti-Christ. We are fucked for the next 50+ years if not forever.
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