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Fastbreak

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  1. Death panels - check Jade Helm - check Billionaires buying votes and influence - check Raising taxes on low/mid classes - check Massive increase in national debt - check Playing golf all the time - check Tan suit - What else did Obama do?
  2. I was reading the average cfb25 player has played 650 hours on average. Pretty amazing stat.
  3. Blow it up. Fire everyone
  4. My heart is hurting thinking about that insurance company CEO who will only get a 15 million dollar bonus this year instead of the 15.0000025m they would have gotten before this dust up.
  5. He got off 8 shots? Pretty wild that no one else was hit.
  6. Trump was in NJ last night taking in the UFC fights. I’m sure he will hit up his course in Bedminster to pay respects to his ex-wife and play a round. Add another 25 million to the national debt.
  7. This came on my YouTube feed just now. I challenge anyone to make it through 30 seconds without raging and wanting to cunt punch 3 terrible humans.
  8. The hoop collective guys are on the river at the Tipsy Tiki bar in okc doing the show. Actually looks nice. I don’t remember this area from the few times I’ve been there.
  9. So the summary… Leon came out in round 1 and surprised Dotard with a flurry of blows. Dotard seemed a bit staggered. Leon’s crowd and neutral onlookers became giddy, anticipating a knockout. In round 2, Dotard up’d his defense and stung Leon with a few glancing shots. Dotard’s fans came to life, defending their champion. Leon retreated to ropes throwing a few soft punches but apologizing for them shortly after. Leon refused to come out of his corner for round 3, crying like a bitch on his stool. He later denied that he was even at the arena. Leon’s fans went back into basement of their mother’s house and blamed the day’s events on women and minorities who ruin everything.
  10. He is going to go to my college excuse “I was high as fuck and don’t remember what happened. Sorry!”
  11. It’s going to be classic when there is a bailout of the Trump coin after it totally collapses. But the terms will be “eligible if investment was over 1 million dollars”. Privatize gains and socialize losses has been the republican playbook for decades.
  12. I wish she was a Texan
  13. A private company can build a road from Round Rock to Kyle, but they can’t build a road from LA to Jacksonville. It’s a scale issue. Big projects require big resources or corners have to be cut and you get…
  14. Nah. Just give them $20 million each
  15. What is the statute of limitations on being a pedo?
  16. Today has been kind of slow in the troll wars. Maybe they are prepping for a big offensive.
  17. The great Nazi vs Pedo wars of 2025 have begun. What a time to be alive!
  18. Hey Tommy, take a break for a second. Cut off that mower. How would you like a new job after you finish those front flowerbeds? I was thinking making you the head of terrorism prevention. It’s going to be a bit of a learning curve, but the way you edged the driveway showed me you are a can do person.
  19. Merrick Garland is the Charlie Strong of AGs. All brakes, no gas…
  20. Lizard people don’t eat bananas
  21. Nobel Peace Prize?
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