I have a feeling this will be posted soon on texags:
As a 1st time visitor to aggy land this weekend from Alabama I noticed how warm and friendly the people are. They all said “howdy” to me, then invited me to a game of moon. I always thought moon was a domino game, but soon found out, it was the Corp just showing their asses to other Corp members. Afterwards, they took me to Kyle field for a practice. Not a football practice but how to sway back and forth in unison. Seems many have trouble accomplishing that but they are so friendly they didn’t mind when you rubbed against one of them. And talk about great fans, you should see how they gladly showed you how to grab your nuts. Then aggy took me to their athletic facility. They had all of our championship trophy’s there along with Auburns, Florida’s and LSU’s. Aggy didn’t want to be too boastful, but I did see their participation ribbons over in the closet with the mops and brooms. They even counted their losses as wins!!!! It’s a good feeling knowing that my children, if they don’t make it out of the 8th grade, will be available to be accepted to such a great place as this. What a great place. Warm people, willing sheep, easy to get into as my sisters pants and a dog that runs the place.