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    Anyone else laughing their ass off, thinking about the Texas writer that said he would eat a turtle alive if Texas lost???? Eating it is fine. Passing that shell is going to be hell though.
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    If Shane is worse than Sam, let's start the freshman! Also, my nickname for Sam is now scarecrow from the Wiz of Oz. That boy has no brains.
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    1) Porter is a waste of a scholarship. 2) Please no more wide receiver screens 3) Can we throw to the tight end 6-8 times a game? Horrible game. Poor prep. Poor play calling. Same old Shit!
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    Horns 37 terps. 16
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    So Johnny Manziel petitioned the aggy president for a diploma from a&m. The president told Johnny that he didn’t have enough credits, plus he failed several courses. Before after feeling the pressure from students and alumni, the president said, “If Johnny can answer one question, I will give him a diploma. The question will be given in a couple of days at Kyle Field on the 50 yard line. Well, aggy being aggy, they went bonkers. They decided to fill the stadium for their GOAT. So in two days, the event was ready to happen. 100,000 aggys filled Kyle Field. They were chanting “GOAT and Heisman Winner and Give Johnny his diploma!” Then the president turned to JFF and said, “ Are you ready for your question? What is 3 x 7?” Johnny thought deeply. He looked at the heavens. He looked at his feet. Finally he answered “21!” A hush fell over the 100,000 aggys in Kyle field. Then they all started chanting, “Give him a 2nd chance. Give him a 2nd chance!!!”
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    He could have posted, "sail!"
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    Did I miss Carrington's Shhh? Was it Tufono or Wright and he just missed out? Or is it someone else and if so, when? Inquiring minds want to know.
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    Went to TexAgs to catch up. Aggy being aggy. It’s been nothing but excuses instead of JFF just sucks. Pick #4 just happened btw.
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    Wait. What? Langi has strong Polynesian ties???!!
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    The big winner in the Urban Meyer mess is . . . Jimbo! He hasn’t signed his contract yet and aggy will be fearing he will leave to replace Urban. Betting they will pony up another $1 million/yr to keep him from going.
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    Paging RD. Just got finished trolling the aggy board and was reading about Pinky Wilson (wrote the aggy fight song.). Seems the only reason we won WW1 was because of him and his singing quartet. Was wondering what the real story was.
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    Heard on ESPNU today about the opening (right after the championship game) & current odds at Vegas of winning next years national championship. Univ of Texas: Opened at 40:1, now at 27:1 Florida St Univ: Opened 40:1, now at 20:1 Aggy: Opened at 60:1, now at 110:1.
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    At least this way maybe aggy can make their “glow in the dark unis” work in the daylight.
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    Anybody care to give details to those who aren’t watching?
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    SIAP. Every sport station I listen to talks about how aggy has tons of money. What am I missing? Doesn't aggy owe millions each year alone, on interest of the stadium upgrade? Plus the buyout of Sumlin and loans from other departments I am thinking are in the millions as well. If this is true, why doesn't any of the sport talk shows address this?
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    Just wondering, where is the proof (who said or posted) that Fisher is promising starting positions? I haven't seen any evidence backing this. Also, didn't Carrington post a "shhhssss" a few days ago? Who was it? I'm betting it's Leal.
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    Will we be seeing the “shhsss” emoji from Carrington on this sight?
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    I’m in. Newbie but oldie!

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